Funny Things Asian Parents Say or Do

Hi everyone! What are some really funny things Asian Parents do or say? I love my parents and sometimes they say the funniest things and it cracks me up. These are not stereotypes, merely commonalities. I bet everyone else has some stories or statements they’d like to share. This is solely for laughs for everyone and to hear some stories. I’m Asian myself =)

Just as an example (I found this on CC so kudos to them and the users on there). I thought these were hilarious!
Just remember, it doesn’t HAVE to be about studying….even though that’s what most Asian parents have in common haha. Or you know when they try to pronounce something like Google and it ends up being something totally different but hilarious? Let's share!

– Piguant77

– Chen

- Gameguy56

- Fhmamii

- SammyWu

- Sharshar

- L0serchild99

 

[video=youtube;7KblV9W8S6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KblV9W8S6k[/video]

 

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I remember watching that years ago, very funny and still is

 

the only funny thing that my parent would say to me is du nay gor hi.... Call me a dumbass or retard, but every time when they curses in chinese, i lol.....

 

Du nay gor hi, what does that mean?

 

I was wondering the same thing haha

 

jokes are played out..

 

So it kind of means you are making a fool of yourself?

 

its like go f--k your p--sy

and it's in canto

 

^you're ridiculous

 

I dunno why the hell parents would say that to their kids.. lol

 

well, just my dad, not mother.... he just got use to saying it... like how i say fuck every second, i just couldnt help it...

 

bwoi tells da truths

 

When I first started watching Chinese films, I had no clue why them all kept saying "Polk street" (pokai). I thought it was funny and say it to people ... well, not so much afterward with a black eye on my face.

 

pwned :trollface2:

 

What does pokai mean? Apparently there is a pokai bay in Hawaii.

 

Player kill? Lol, jk.
But ya, haven't heard of it.

 

Direct translation = fall on the street. But it really means Bas***d