*more to come If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out? If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart? If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long? Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography? Do suicide hotlines have hold? If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? What sound does a bunny make? Do bubbles freeze in winter? Do they put underwear on corpses? Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Is it possible to be allergic to water? When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Whats a question with no answer called? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? Do bald people get dandruff? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? Can a person with no ears wear glasses? Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
It takes a smart A** to come up with questions like that and it does make you wonder? Have they got anything better to do?? Ha..ha..
LOL yea... why don't you try answering them... damn I'll read the rest later.. but... If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? ahahahhahaaa... that one had me rollin...
errrr... some of them r interesting question but a lof of them r so dumb n i dun ask myself dumb questions
lol right jus like donkeyhit here's one to add to the list... If a person a claustrophobic... do you bury them in a coffin!!?
please burn me into ashes n then compress me n make me a diamond ... i wanna b a pink diamond when i die...
ahahahhaa... that sounds pretty hot! i'll make sure to ship you to Tiffany's to get it professional cut!
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? ahahaahahaaa... may i ask... no! major illness... -lol lol I don't think Tiffany makes guy stuff?? I'll make sure to put you in a nice glass case!
I can't say i have ask myself those questions, bu it fun reading them as most of them contradict one another. As for the baseball question about the homerun and player dies, it still counts as a homerun as relieve runners are allow.
yea i mean some of 'em have answers... but it's fun read a few of 'em... Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? ahahahhaa
