12 Types Of Women To Avoid By Matthew Fitzgerald Relationship Correspondent - Every 2nd Monday Every single one of us has made mistakes with women. We've been conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction. We've made fools of ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt. We've wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten. But do we learn from our experiences? No. Every time we think it's going to be different. We think if we just try harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will change. Well, it's not going to change. If you keep pursuing the same kind of woman, you'll just get your heart broken over and over again. Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual witches: 1- Miss Feminist This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs. 2- Miss Take She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all. On to Miss Romance, Elusive and Angry… 3- Miss Romance This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run. 4- Miss Elusive This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her. 5- Miss Angry Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away. 6- Miss Insecure This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast. 7- Miss Witch Miss Witches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Witches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Witches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world. On to 5 more women you have to avoid at all costs… 8- Miss Me A close relative of Miss Witch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away. 9- Miss Desperate Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one! 10- Miss Turncoat She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way. 11- Miss Tease Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat. 12- Miss Controlling She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands. you've been warned! These are some of the worst of them. Obviously, there are some good women out there who share only portions of these negative qualities. But it's always best to be on the lookout for the Misses listed above. And now that you know better, if you hook up with one of these women, you have only yourself to blame. Matthew Fitzgerald is the author of Sex-Ploytation. He has appeared on radio shows from coast-to-coast in the United States and in Canada, and has been featured on the Montel show and The Other Half. Article Suggested By: Craig F., NY
That was funny, but sad to say true, I thought of most of my older sisters friends (including her) with most of the different titles..lol the "Lifetime" comment is so factual.>.< Not saying that I'm like that, lol but I knew women that were like that..
REally thanks for informing us !!! Now I have clear eye sights when looking at women. He...he....he.....
lol, although I'm a girl, I totally agree with the stuff!! haha pretty hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!!
ouch.. thats quite harsh guys. hmm.. i would agree on the comment that women has a least some of those *habits* and labling them won't really do a time.. y not just be a monk or somethin to avoid the problematic women? lol, there is no women that is perfect so i guess find the one that suits u best, with or without the habits* I Still think 12 is a lot.. of bad habits*
haha....very interesting and funny...but i think all women will have at least have a bit of the 12.....
hehe interesting explanation. Seem to think of it, I have a little "miss angry" in me at this time XD
haha. yea i'm a girl and i agree with those too! haha. but you really can't help it. every girl has a bit in each of them. so do boys.
There's actually a flaw with that theory. First line where is says to find a woman you need time and money. so it should be Women = Time + Money From there we can say that: Girls = Time + Money Since Time = Money, We can safely say that: Girls = 2 (Money) We also know that money leads to problems, Girls = 2 (Problems) From there we can say that Girls = 2Problems According to the Multiple problems theorem which states "If a problem with variable x, where x is greater than 1, Then there are too many problems" Therefore, Girls = Too many problems.
