HOW TO MAKE YOUR ASIAN GF HAPPY - lol

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by mint_T, Apr 1, 2006.

  1. Linux4ever

    Linux4ever Active Member

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    Man nothing on that list is true... If girls just uses your money then you should dump her cause in a relationship everything is shared and respect each other...
     
  2. PhY pHy

    PhY pHy Well-Known Member

    wow....gurls...u gotta admit dats reality and
    the physical properties of wut azn gurls want...
    i agree wif all those...exept for rule 1 & 2...those
    rules would be nice....but not a MUST....not ALL
    azn gurls go for the money....and rule 3 is not
    true either...cuz im short...if the guy is too tall
    then thers a problem...lol..
     
  3. hahaha... man i love these lists that pop up on how to treat a gal~! coz most the time its spose to be funni and of course is.. but its also true~! i agree with rule 2 and 4~! that's the way they wnt you to keep em happy ahhaha ..
     
  4. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    bawhaha/ imost asian girls use guys for $$$, watch out!!!
     
  5. Teem

    Teem Member

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    awesomee haha sooo funny n truee
     
  6. Li-thal

    Li-thal Active Member

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    wow rule 6 would kill me then, considerin all my clothe are pretty ghetto
     
  7. idazu

    idazu Well-Known Member

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    hmm.... nowadays gals r independent, but doesnt mean hav to abolish rules 1 n 2 :p
     
  8. superchrls

    superchrls Well-Known Member

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    Buy LV bags for her.
     
  9. Angelita

    Angelita Member

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    woah.... kinda true
     
  10. -Tisken-

    -Tisken- Well-Known Member

    "spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it. "

    lol i think if she knows that u killed someone only to buy a LV-bag for her i think she won't be happy :p
     
  11. Nervios

    Nervios Well-Known Member

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    LV is abit of a chavy brand >.> get her something like prada... or jimmy choo shoes.

    Well, theres no proper way of making an asian girl happy. It varies, if your not making her happy, then shouldnt you evaluate yourself first?
     
  12. -Tisken-

    -Tisken- Well-Known Member

    i thought all asian girls loves LV XD
     
  13. 1) Be RICH. I'll be rich for myself, so i can buy what ever i want.

    2) Spend MONEY on HER, is ok if its a decent amount. You spend too much, you spoil her, and i don't like spoiled girls.

    3) Be TALL. Shorter than average men have hot girlfriends too. (few of my friends)

    4) Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Thats going to make your respect plunge down. Rule no one. I say what i think, she says what she thinks, and we find the best method.

    5) Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. <- Essentially, act retarded. Girls i prefer are girls who prefer emotional stability of a mature person. (these girls do exist <_<)

    6) Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. Dress how ever you like, as long as its not a pain in the ass too look at; must be neat and clean. I myself dress casually, urban-like, not gangster/ghetto, nor rocker, nor fob, nor geek. just casual. lol

    7) Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. weird.. some ppl, such as caucasians, and africans think all asians look alike. so i leave my chin with a bit of facial hair, not a full mustache or beard, but enough that its stylish.

    8) Last rule, find a girl thats perfect for you, so you dont have to follow the first set of unusual rules.

    I am a banana. i am asian, but i act non-asian. =)
     
  14. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    haha I must be very thankful for this kind of lists maybe she is a gold digger but i can make her happy haha
     
  15. Lilydream

    Lilydream Well-Known Member

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    ahahah funny things..but thrue..i just want the number 5
     
  16. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    I honestly hope that no guy will follow #4 and #5, for I believe most girls want guys who are more intelligent than her (thought he MUST give in when it comes to arguments, no matter if he is right, since she CANNOT be wrong)
    And a guy having mental capability of a 4-year-old? That's just creepy. But heck, I can't even stand guys with mental capacity of a 20-year-old. So I guess I am no indicator. And able to control saliva production upon seeing girls in little clothing would be great.
     
  17. compliant

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    dude, it's a JOKE. sheesh. that being said, loved the list :p
     
  18. mizappie

    mizappie Member

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    rofls..this made me laugh..who doesnt want a rich man but be realistic..
     
  19. axrustyxglove

    axrustyxglove Well-Known Member

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    6) Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself.

    ahhhaaha please don't! that sounds so gay, pretty boy. ehhh.
     
  20. Quen

    Quen Well-Known Member

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    why why...it is targeted to asian??? dun other region's girl need this list as well??