i go to an all boys school but across the road theres an all galz school. i sorta fancy this girl but i dont know hw to approah her. i fink its wierd if you just walk up to someone and say "hi" its like who the hell r u? so anyone got any ideas thanx
Try one of these pickup lines: Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. Did you fart?, 'cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded? 'Cause dang, you sure are special. My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. All I can say is, good luck.
hahahaha... "...Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice..." haha i would love to see some guy use these pick up lines ~!!
Pick up lines will never work on people. Look at her surroundings, what she is wearing and the people around her. When you approach her, walk up with confidence and make eye contact for 2sec then smile. Have a conversation from their on. It can be anything to the shoes she is wearing or start off saying " hey you suck!" and you should know what to do from there.
confidence is the sorta thing im lacking at the moment.........like if someone walked up to u in the street u'd go ermmm......hi random person......or something like tht wouldnt u..................... p.s.---those pick up lines r realli good if i want a punch...................lol
First see if you can make eye contact with her and smile first, then you can probably get something going.
I don't think any of the pick up lines will work unless you are trying to piss her off! I still think the best bet is go up to her and introduce yourself. and talk from there.
umm i think u just come up and said hi w her.. start a normal conversation like u want ot meet a new firned
You need to have some guts in you boy. If you want something in life, u gotta take it. I've been down your road a long time ago and let me tell you it ain't fun. You need to let go of your pride/ego and just walk up to her when you bump into her next time. Just tell the truth to her and let her know that u just want a date. (well work up to that point...) Don't use any pickup lines or do something stupid. Just be yourself and use your natural charm of a character. People often wonder when's the best time to ask. My answer is "There is none". It's like asking yourself when's the best period in your life to start a business. You can always talk yourself out of it. I say...just go for it. Every guy is afraid of being turned down at some point. However you need to face your fears like a man and know that rejection might happen. It's a part of life. If you get rejected, what do you lose? Nothing. If you're successful, u have everything to gain. Since both schools are so close to one another. Such an attempt will be prone to a ton of gossips. You gotta man up and just not let that get to you. I myself never cared what others say. IF you can't even do the above...well it explains why you're single. It's also a sign that u won't be prepared for a relationship.
yah DC003 is right. just go up to her and ask. if ur afriad then buty one of those sqeeze ballls and put it in ur pocket. Make sure u say what u need to say, don't add to much stuff. Like others say the less the best. hope u ask that girl out.
approach her with friendly conversation, not "oh i wanna get into you pants" feel dont even give her the impression you are into her until you've talked a few times (you'll have a better chance this way, cause she's less likely to think of you as a creep)
HAHAHA yeh this will get the attention of the girl definitely, not sure you would get the right kind of attention though
Make sure she's not in a pack..it would make it very awkward to have her friends around. Before you approach her, make sure there's some eye contact so she knows you're walking towards her. Popping out of no where won't do you any good.
DO NOT USE ANY PICKUP LINES UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME OFF BEING SOME SORT OF DOOFUS THAT USES PICKUP LINES! If the girl is actually into you, you can be completely stupid and she'll like you for who you are. Just be yourself, and dude, expect to get rejected, that way when she does reject you, it won't be that hard. BUT if she likes you too, and she says, yes, well that'll be a highlight if your life now won't it?
Hahahahah thous pickup lines are mean as! for a punch in the face! lol Honestly ive used this pickup line twice and its worked once... "i seem to have miss placed my teddy bear do you mind sleeping with me?" If the girl laughs ok 50/50 here she either thinks your funny or a complete dickhead, if she giggles it worked and if shes not smiling run b!tch! lol Would like to try my mates one sometime thou... "You know what? your invited to a party happening right now.....IN MY PANTS!!??!" Ok seriously if there was ever a time i was serious i would just approach a girl and.... "Hi my name is Davo, ill be honest i like you and i was wondering if i could take you out for something to drink or eat, if you dont want to then its ok" if shes says "i don't think so" then politely say "ok you have a nice day" Than walk away. simple as that. Ive been shot down so many times it aint funny but in the end its there lost, so remember that one.
If she's shy, you might scare her away with stupid pick up lines. Just smile to her when you see her. Try to find out where she hangs out and maybe go there? You can get closer to her and find out her name if you see each other many times at a park or something.
sound like approach a girl is the same thing like when u approach a dog.... P.S: be urself will help u more than take a pickup line....because at least it won't be lame....
lol some of them are dodgy... haha imagine saying some of those to someone you don't know... they'll think you're weird -noclue lol that's what i thought too... but i thought this one was alrite 'My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in'... never heard of this... but it's quite cool i reckon. and if you wanna start a convo just get some friends and flirt with her and her friends...