ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________ _________ ________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________ _________ ________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________ _________ ________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________ _________ _________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________ _________ _________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________ _________ ________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________ _________ ________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
haha loving the last one "HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. "
The punch line indeed. But also love the difference between men and women It's inescapable to have failed expectations. Don't we all.
Haha, the last one I've heard often enough and I wonder how many people, esp. Asians would dare to say this to their Aunts! Funny stuff. -lol
@Vin: I know I am werid but then who want to marry a dumb guy??? Unless of course he just happens to be uber-rich and give you half of his assets That's true love right there. @XJ: Me? Smart? Not true, I just represent the argumentative ones
^ nope shes weird for the following reason - She likes Resident Evil - She does not like marriages - She always goes against me when i say something about girls
hiake: if thats your definition of dumb guys.. I dun mind! lol.. jking.. I still dun wanna spend my life talking to myself vin: ur last pt is invalid.. haha
It's not WEIRD to like RE! You are weird to think girls shouldn't like RE... -devil And yea, so I am argumentative and so the thread revolves around me now. Muah hahahahaha~
@ xiaojai: my last point is not invalid in hiake point of view lol @ hiake: OMG no female homosapien would enjoy watching killer zombies getting shot by you!! @ wind2000: -__- why is everyone against me today??
^ You are sexist! I enjoy seeing them getting shot and splattering blood everywhere... But yeah, argumentative, you'll find me right there.
