11 Signs You Are Going To Die In This Movie

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by fearless_fx, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    11. You are wearing a red shirt.

    10. You announce that you're going to retire, right after you finish this case.

    9. You decide to rise up from your apparent death one more time to surprise the hero.

    8. You betray Al Pacino.

    7. You decide to stop following the hero and take a different route.

    6. You declare "everything is safe" then step out from your hiding place.

    5. A serial killer is on the loose and you reveal your breasts.

    4. You're playing Jesus.

    3. All your bullets miss the hero, even at point blank.

    2. Han Solo owes you money.

    1. You are giving birth to someone important in the movie.



    Lol, all of these are quite true -clapclap hahahahahaha number 6... ALWAYS hahaha
     
  2. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Hehe, is this a David Letterman top 10?
     
  3. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    lol i dunno, it was blogged
     
  4. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    You act according to archetype horror victim: tell strangers about your life story (complete unabridged), follows some stranger home instead of searching for your vanished friend(s), have an argument and fly solo from your boyfriend/friend when you are in a unknown town, preferably in the middle of the night...
     
  5. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    You lock yourself and the intruder in the house, go to the upstairs rooms or roof for safety...
     
  6. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    You say "hello, anybody here?" to an (supposedly) empty house when trespassing =_=b
     
  7. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    You are the hero's best friend (not lover) in a slasher flick.
     
  8. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    You are in the shower scene in a slasher flick.

    You are having sex at the start of the movie in a horror film.
     
  9. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    You sense there's something wrong when you see blood on the ground and instead of calling the cops and get the hell out of there, you go in that dark, deserted alley...
     
  10. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    You are following something, you have no idea what you are following, but you just keep on following it. Then all of a sudden, everything else in the world seems to have slipped from under your feet, for a moment the silence is deafening. There's only one voice you can hear, and it came from your back...
     
  11. Loreen66

    Loreen66 Well-Known Member

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    When you're drunk or watching porn. Just recently saw something like that in a movie XD
     
  12. effxiikc

    effxiikc Well-Known Member

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    lol to the jesus one hahahahaha
     
  13. stardust

    stardust Well-Known Member

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    inless you're da main character :p
     
  14. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    no.. sometimes the main character does die.. especially if it's towards the ending :)
     
  15. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    ^ Not the most likely plot development though. 9 out of 10 films, the main character never dies, with matching croach life of the villain... =_=b

    So that they can make sequels...
     
  16. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    hehe yeah just look at Alien...
    She even got resurrected after dying. Lol.
     
  17. xiaojia

    xiaojia Well-Known Member

    you are just an extra in a thriller/horror film
     
  18. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    12. When you are a snake on Samuel L. Jackson's plane

    hahaha
     
  19. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    when you are the bad guy at the final triolgy lolz
     
  20. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    When you are not the hero but a tough-acting guy in the group.
    When you laugh at warnings "Don't go in there" and walk right in.