If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit) If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & so hard to please!!!!! If u show this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. So true, until I tell him where to shove his ego (adds conviction to the proud judgment?) =_=b If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. Which is beyond annoying... If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. So I just go argumentative universally. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. Well, tough if he can't deal with it. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. He can totally leave =_=b If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP. Again, the doors that way, don't let it hit you on your way out. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. I don't need a father the same way he doesn't need a nanny =_=b If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. That's why I don't promise anything. No promises equals no failed promises. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. Too bad my luck outdone his brains, repeatedly. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & so hard to please!!!!! I AM hard to please, door is that way, close it on your way out. If u show this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... Hahhahaha, that's like the best line of the entire thing
Hehe some of them is kinda true. For the first one I absolutely agree XD, you can't be nice to a person without them getting the wrong Idea (goes for both guys/girls)
ehhh ppl get wrong ideas everyday for the most stupidest things " oh i think she likes me cause she is looking at me in a certain way" bleh retards
It's either a girl, or a betrayer to all guys... wait... that still applies -shock I wouldn't call that a good summary of guys... it's missing the "If u are right and the guy is wrong, then u must be dreaming" -innocent
