*1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered "early". 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. 8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open. 9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is. 10. You can't remember the last time you washed your car. 11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule. 12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day. 13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week. 14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink. 15. You’ve fallen off a loft bed. *16. You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport. 17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are. *18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. 19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more. 20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one. 21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t. 22. You go to Target or Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week. *23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them. 24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do. 25. Quarters are like gold. 26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles. 27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc... *29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home. 30. You ask people what YOU did last night. *31. Certain things are now deemed "Facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them. *32. You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian. 33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them. 34. You sleep more in class than in your room 35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts. 36. You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes. 37. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine. *38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7. 39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates. 40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal. 41. You use words like "thus" (see #40). 42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them. 43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables. 44. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage. 45. Going to the library is a social event. 46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why. *47. You start joining clubs because of the free food. 48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas. 49. You skip one class to write a paper for another. *50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not. *51. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school. 52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due. 53. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave. 54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis. 55. You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas. 56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition. 57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker. 58. Most of your T.A.'s are foreign...what's the deal? *59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you. *60. You never realized so many people are dumber than you. 61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim. *62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays. 63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game. *64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies. 65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them. 66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave. 67. Two words: bike cops. 68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone. 69. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever. 70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal. 71. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family. 72. You've paid bills over $5... in coins. 73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod. 74. Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered "dressy" at certain occasions... like school. 75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas. 76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable. 77. Your professors speak English... as a second language. 78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares. 79. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok. 80. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free. 81. Betta fish are like your family. 82. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours. 83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing... 84. The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs. 85. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door. 86. Showers become more of an issue. 87. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door. 88. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round. *89. Class size doubles on exam days. 90. You donate plasma even though you know it's pretty sketchy. *91. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you. 92. You've bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you're too broke. 93. You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables. 94. You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it's too cold to walk home. 95. People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips. *96. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up. 97. You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don't have to wash your own. 98. Laundry is an all-day event. 99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them. 100. It's illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore. 101. You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations. 102. You fill out credit card applications for the free food. 103. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork. 104. Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again. 105. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet. 106. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money. *107. You become increasingly annoyed with the "old" people in class - props to them for going back to college but they generally ask really, really annoying questions. 108. You admire people's alcohol bottle shrines. 109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time. 110. You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule. 111. You text faster than you type. 112. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes. 113. You actually start using coupons, especially those school coupon books. 114. You open canned food and eat it... out of the can. 115. You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute... adds a little flair. 116. You have numbers in your phone with labels like “Sketchy Steve” and “Alcohol Guy.” 117. The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother. *118. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.
1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered "early". - more like 10 am for me... 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. - definitely true 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. - cooking prepackaged noodles = art 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. - rarely, but it happens 18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. - daily show, colbert report and Digg lol 38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7. - fuck. 45. Going to the library is a social event. - The library = party central 75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas. - a canceled class is like christmas + boobies. 96. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up. - The 'question kid' in 3 of my classes last semester was actually a little mentally retarded... it was pretty bad 109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time. - my clock is set like 20 minutes ahead lol 118. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next. - what am i supposed to do now???
Not that accurate (to me), is this list for rez people??? Hang on, I didn't live that way even during my on campus year... I think only around 10 applies @_@b Does that mean my university will not give me my degree?! -shock
4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. Only these 3 applied...
@BabyR: 3. Weekends start on Thursday. <Depends> It depends, I've had compulsory classes at 3pm-5pm on Friday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. <Depends> Used to be, not anymore... 20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one. <True> Sometimes, depends on how unhungry I am and how busy I am. 28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc... <False but kind of True> Well, not entirely false, since I sneak onto PA and talk (a lot) during exam time, but never really call them breaks or talk to people (in general) 64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies. <True> Life is stranger than fiction indeed. 73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod. <True> Hang on... <False> Been there, done that (for 5 weeks, repeatedly) 78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares. <True> It's so primary school to be a swear word nazi. 83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing... <True> Not that I will join them... 89. Class size doubles on exam days. <Depends> On the class, some class with less than 50 people... nobody dares skipping. 99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them. <Depends> Never thought naps are uncool... Insomnia is what I would call uncool... 103. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork. <True> Because the cafe lady is retarded =_=b 109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time. <True> I wake up 5-10 minutes early so that I can have a real breakfast instead of a power bar. 112. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes. <Depends> If an announcement WAS made, I would know, but some profs are just THAT tard to not put an announcement on...
Wow, these are actually pretty accurate! I'd guess that about 90 of them apply to me...maybe the guy who wrote it is from my school. 3. Weekends start on Thursday...is that true for other schools too? I thought it was only our school... 89. Class size doubles on exam days...I wouldn't know if the class size got smaller beforehand.
hiake is concerned with one's own well-being, is all. I cannot image people eating instant noodle and mac and cheese indefinitely... And get drunk on a regular basis. No wonder they have shorter life span? -sweat @TDG: Final's over! Haven't you heard?
lol and thas when you know... thisdamngood is in college.... they're trying to die early so they can come back as zombies after you!!
@Ecko: I thought all college's exam's over... @Eckox2: See? It's totally not my fault that the zombie talk is so rampant! It's your fault >_< I'll go bash some zombie brain to vent my aggression!
5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t. 28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc... 33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them 52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due. 66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave. 70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal. 73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod. 76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable. Only these so far.
lol hwhah!? wha t do you mean!? I'm jus riding the waves here... completely -innocent jus look at how many RE threads there are ever since you've been active in teh games section! -whistle -lol ayy so did you get to play paper mario yet?? -rotfl... now I know why Red Bull gives you wings... cause the way you're going.. looks like you're about to "Sing Seen" -rotfl -lol -sorc
