My lovely teachers have said the weirdest stuff that makes our lessons a lot of fun (this is just a small part of our quote collection...)...going to miss them sooo much after graduation....-cry2 NOTE: they are really good teachers...even if they say strange stuff...and some of them are taken out of context, thus abit twisted =) Physics and math teacher - Student: Can you move your bag? Teacher: Oh, you mean my man purse? - 1 banana + 1 banana = 2 banana, not one squared banana -Pythagoras discovered that hippopotamus squared equals the elephant squared plus the giraffe squared -I’m peak of evolution -You look tired, have you have English recently? Second Math teacher - Usually kids try to get through the doors before me, but i don't let them. I push them out of the way and say: fucking kids. They don't try again. Chemistry teacher: - Helena (the second chemistry teacher), they are making some experiments in the lab with hydrogen and stuff, so it might blow up. But i don't care, i'm going home. - [written on the board] We won't be angry if you are late, if you bring coffee to the teacher's room . Pyschology teacher: - What do you do if you see meat? That's right you drool. - Hey, Pavlov looks just like Santa -No alcohol, no monkeys! Economics teacher -I'm slightly pregnant (eco teacher is a guy...) - Swedish people are beautiful...but then you have Sven.... History teacher - I think i've got a little bit of bird flu. Nothing serious though - When i smell glue i can hear those songs in my head
my teachers never said anything cept for one teacher he was smoking and kicked the principal out the door haha
Teacher: (was giving us a dictation with difficult words) "colloquium" Student: What?! Teacher: colloquium, you spell that with C-O-L-L-O-Q-U-I-U-M you dumbo! And he gave away another few difficult to spell words.
lol my econ teacher, who is a pretty old guy who looks very mature with his beard and everything be saying stuff like 'dang our halls be crackin yo.. yeah we be giggin all day' and then my math teacher used to talk about how she can drop it like its hot. LOL and when we asked her can you shake your monkey? she was like 'uhh.. i didnt know i have a monkey'
yeah but these quotes are collected by use over a period of two years...they only crack a random weird joke once now and then =) ...they are normal most of the time, we just like to highlight the weird stuff =P
history teacher: Do you know why japanese don't have the atomic bomb? all of us (students) don't know what to answer and then we stay still and keep the silence history teacher: because it fall on their head
