Birth was an express delivery

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  1. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Birth was an express delivery


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    Proud ... Palak and tot Vedika
    Picture: DAN CHARITY



    [​IMG][​IMG]SEE ALL DISCUSSIONS[​IMG][​IMG]By EMMA MORTON
    MAY 25, 2007


    A BRITISH woman has amazed medics by having the world’s fastest birth — in just under TWO MINUTES.
    Palak Vyas’s baby girl Vedika arrived weighing a healthy 7lb 2oz — less than 120 seconds after her waters broke.
    There was no time for the midwife or medics to give pain relief.
    Proud dad Shashi, 33, said: “Palak popped to the loo and walking back her waters broke.
    “The midwife rushed her into a room and put her on a bed. Palak pushed once and the baby popped out. It was incredible.
    “Doctors and the midwife could not believe it — they said it was the quickest ever.”
    Vedika was born at West Middlesex Hospital in Isleworth a week ago.
    She is the second child for full-time mum Palak, 30, and IT worker Shashi from Brentford. They have a two-year-old son called Kavish.

    Shashi added: “Vedika was two days overdue and it was as if she could not wait any longer. Kavish was born in just over an hour and we thought that was fast — but we were astonished by Vedika.
    “Palak did a lot of walking during her pregnancy and she thinks that the exercise helped the baby’s smooth delivery.”
    Sun expert Dr Carol Cooper said: “Most women normally have to wait for a good few hours to have their baby.
    “The world’s longest labour is thought to have lasted more than three days. Every woman hopes for a quick and easy birth but Palak’s case is carrying speed to extremes.
    “This is called a ‘precipitate labour’. The reasons include premature labour and very fit mums. Regular exercise tends to make the delivery faster.”
    The Vyas family have contacted the Guinness Book Of Records.
     
  2. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Less than 2 minutes!!!! That is faster than a woman going to the toilet!!!
     
  3. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Wa, so envious of her... lol
    imma make sure i walk a lot when pregnant... lol
     
  4. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Must be very woman's dream to have a very quick delivery
     
  5. ab289

    ab289 Well-Known Member

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    good story ... next time a woman tells you how hard it is to be in labor .. just point them here! under 2 mins and she's done! i know lots of ladies is going to kill me for this! hehe ...
     
  6. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Ur damn right...!
     
  7. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    ... guess you are now talking to your evil twin to put this person on the sekreet list -bigsmile
     
  8. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    whoaaa ho ging ah 2 minutes......-ohmy
     
  9. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Ur right too.. -devil
     
  10. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    2 minutes and healthy baby, props to the parents. -bigclap
     
  11. apollon

    apollon Well-Known Member

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    whoa, a 2-min birth. crazy. this took place in the uk?
     
  12. ab289

    ab289 Well-Known Member

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    what's with the evil eye, BRain?
    what sekreet list is that? i'm not sure i like the tone of that!
     
  13. daydreamer

    daydreamer Well-Known Member

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    lol. I believe it's all in the mind, that woman gave it in 2 minutes cause she actually wanted it out. Others take long because when we, as in men, give them our hand, they want us to suffer just as much as them.
     
  14. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Wouldn't that be more painful...?
     
  15. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    -evil HAHAHAHA... you are quite a smart one <_<

    However, that's not goin to make any difference. -devil
     
  16. Lilydream

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    the wish of all the women who are pregnant...
     
  17. SugaCutie0

    SugaCutie0 Well-Known Member

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    ^lol yep. That's amazing.. in less than 2 minutes..Didnt think that was possible.
     
  18. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    takes me more then 2 minutes to take a poo... this is crazy lol
     
  19. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    lucky las...n damn brain...bitchin sig...hahah
     
  20. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    I'm going to run on a treadmill in the months I'm being pregnant ha*! I'll beat her record! -cool2

    * (that is, if I ever want a baby)