Cantonese Slangs

Can somebody teach me some cantonese slangs? please?

 

i think the funniest slang is 打飛機 (daa fei gei) means masturbate... -lol

 

Interesting, wanted to know a bit more about this myself.

But when do you know what's slang and what are phrases?

 

slang is just informal speech/phrases that isnt really appropriate formally

 

^oic, thanks for explaing that!

So "Yan Too Sick Chuu Noo" ('man head powered by pig's brain' or something like that) fits in the category phrases/speech and "Chuu Too Bing" = slang?

 

^ could be, im no expert on language unfortunately

but i would say yeh

 

Most cantonese conversations involve slang. There's so much slang that there's no way to learn them just by people typing them up and describing it in a forum.

 

Also what is the real word for penis. I keep hearing these kids saying "Jer jer" and that phrase really distracts me or annoys me.

 

You mean the scientific term or the slang terms?

 

Huarng jiu

 

can i get both?

 

Proper/scientific term: Yum gink (陰莖) and Yeung gug (陽具)

Slangs: Ho B (何B), Zi sun gun (子孫根), Gau (鳩), Chi gu ding (池菇椗)

 

There are a lot of cantonese slangs. I know there is a website that has slangs from all over the world. But i forgot the website, You may have better luck using google to search.

 

there is also *cheew bak chee*
super idiotic....

 

That's not really slang....

 

大懶蟲 (a person that is lazy)
鹹豬手 (a person with dirty hands aka a pervert)

 

anyone have chinese language software???..plz share ! thanks a lot
I just wanna learn how to type it on here ...I meant ..in the web/ forum ....but I don't know how to find right software to type it in chinese

 

hahaha but doesnt that just mean hitting an air plane -innocent2

 

Don't know what the heck that could refer to my comment, but it does show your own dirty mind.

 

heres a good one... 'bang king kong - as in pretending to be king kong!!!