1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) 3) Insist that your e mail address be: ‘xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com’ or ‘Elvis-the-king@companyname.com’ 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing. 6) Put your waste bin on your desk and label it ‘IN.’ (This is a ‘must do’) 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9) Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.” 10) Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 11) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 12) Don’t use any punctuation 13) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 14) Ask people what sex they are. 15) Specify that your drive through order is “to go.” 16) Sing along at the opera. 17) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. 18) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 19) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.” 20) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 21) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party ’cause you’re not in the mood’.
about #18: what if your boss is a female and she wears a skirt? is a male employee to wear the same? hahaha.
This has been posted already, no?? Anyway, I luv to do those to my boss, but I think I'll b fired the next day... lol
#22 Ask any woman of any age when their baby is due for birth, regardless of whether they are pregnant..... lol, thanks for the laughs fearless...
That's old...(and posted before) But I still like # 15: Specify that your drive through order is “to go.” And singing along with the opera will only result you being kicked out of the venue...
i think i'm gonna get a gd slap in the face if i use reason #9...imagining myself adding the phrase at the end of every sentence ppl said
i rmbr gettin this in an email..or i may have posted like a long time back..either way..funny stuff...
oh i love this "5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing." and in reguards to the skipping i do it all the time, never really bothers people just makes them think i'm rather strange, or extra hyper
lol I can see no. 12 bothering me..-lol If I was at work and was really trying to read an email that was typed without any punctuations.
