Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Sociology Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Biology Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A] Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.” A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas. English Q: Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face… Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Technology Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head. some pretty snarky answers here lol... either a bunch of smart asses or kids who just don't read.
hahahaa they're great....i used to know a few of these too....becuase our teachers used to pick them out from our exam papers and annoymously put them up without names for us all to have a good laugh at -lol
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. -rotfl haha
ROFL. literally. maaaan, i haven't laughed this much since a while ago. usually nothing really makes me really laugh; chuckle maybe but not laugh. funny stuff. @br: when do you go to sleep?? wow. i'm gonna hit the hay soon. i've been on here as long as you but can't take it any more. lol
Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. thats a good question... how would u define a planet? a big rock that is apart of a solarsystem which circles around a sun?
haha! Hilarious stuff! gunna save this and give it out to some 6th graders or sumtin.. maybe they'll get an "A" in their tests lol!
Haha, I have already received this in e-mail from a friend. Dam, I should have posted this in earlier.
Q: Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face… lol... this is a really creative answer..
