I think they are trying to be funny. But I am sure if all these PA posts were translated into cantonese, it would be far more humourous.
Why do guys always try to pretend they know a lot about [any given subject] while they know practically NOTHING about it??? Examples: Wine/beer/liqour Cigar Watch, Shoes (even men's shoes), Cuff links, Tailored suits Camping: Starting a fire, catching a fish Seeing fearless' bad babelfish translation, I am sure that's true... =_=b
How do you know they know nothing about it? Maybe they don't want to go too deep so people who don't know the topic won't become confused.
I know because they BEHAVE as if they don't know anything about it, breaking even the most basic rules... Example: For shoes: not realizing there are shoes beyond sneaker/trainers (not to mention the different traditional styles of leather shoes) For wine: not realizing white should be chilled to cold, red should be slightly below room temperature, go from the lightest to the heaviest in taste when drinking wine For liqour: no idea the difference between single malt and mixed (blended) For camping: Don't know how to start a fire while insisting it's the fault of the weather, when the girl scouts comes around they started the fire in under a minute... The list goes on...
Whats a good excuse to use if you wanna tell someone you dont wanna go out with him this week if you have already promised to go with him? I mean how can i do that without hurting his feelings/pride?
a) my mom is sick b) my dad is sick c) my bro/sis is sick d) a relative/cousin passed away e) i have no money the list is endless
=/ the first 3 cant use cuz he knows i live by myself in aus d. no way im gonna use that one...thats just wrong e. is bad excuse cuz he will say that he is gonna pay im sure about that
In that case...we just have to take it to the next level... f. i am sick g. my friend is sick h. my friend's parents are sick i. my friend's bro/sis are sick j. my feet hurt k. no mood
No, if a guy is straight, pretty much all of his friends are girls he would be willing to hit it off with. But if he can, then yes, there's probably something wrong with the girl i.e. she acts like a guy. Most guys go after what comes to them first. If it's a full on natural girl with no makeup/etc chatting them up, they'll go for her. And what are you talking about, huge implants? Rarely any girl has breast implants, unless they're an import model or live in LA. We do it all the time, but most of the time, not out loud. But it's not the girlish judgments like, "I wish I had her boobs so that my clothes would fit better". More like, "That guy's shoes look mad whack". But guys are not as jealous of other guys in general. Because they want to impress.
Tell him that you have an important appointment? Just say you can't make it this week and if he ask why say it is quite personal
Do guys HONESTLY prefer girls w/o make-up? Do guys care whether or not a girl keeps up with the latest fashion trends?
1st Q = I prefer whatever makes the girl look prettier. without make-up but still being pretty is preferred. 2nd Q = don't care as long as she looks good
