Drunken Stories

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  1. tonkachi

    tonkachi Well-Known Member

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    Hmm...don't see a thread about these fun stories of u gettin trashed and not remembering the next day...i'll start w/ 2


    5 friends + 1 bottle of patron silver tequilla gone in 15min = a massive hang over the next day and puking into the planters with lots and lots of crazy things happening at the house that i don't quite remember...just remembered that i somehow got home...not sure how

    next day went to friends house, found out that dog ate puke and puke it backed out onto the floor...


    bunch of friends + jaccuzi + alcohol = another nite of loud drunkin screaming and shouting, some small domestics and me puking in the planter again :(
     
  2. casshern

    casshern Well-Known Member

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    My friend had a friend who got drunk and jacked off in his Jacuzzi during a party, and his mom had to clean it. Good thing I never step inside Jacuzzis.
     
  3. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    i got drunk then woke up naked in a bed with 2 hot asian girls
     
  4. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    fixed
     
  5. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    u forgot to mention there were mirrors on each wide of the bed..therefore i see my own reflection 2 times and i was always with 2 leng lui's =)
     
  6. robsh

    robsh Well-Known Member

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    well i have one during my days in boarding school... drinking is forbidden, strict rules here
    me and some friends..... well total six of us... i was like sixteen that time
    we had a bottle of vodka and bottle of whiskey and some beers
    yeh we drained it
    well sometime in the early mornig my friend Alex puked beside his bed.... twice
    amazingly he carried on sleeping .... lasted an hour and got up starting cleaning the carpet with every available toilet rolls in the dorm,,, tats how i know wot happened to him when i sat down on the toilet seat looking for somethin to clean my bum
    i was quite drunk myself puked couple of times got this massive hangover and wots shit is we got chapel (go to church at boarding school)
    we were signing aome craps wotever it is and i felt i really needed to let something out of my mouth, my stomach my brumbling so badly at the chapel
    my friend told me :'' Rob not here, holdit, just not here, where are in the bloody chapel'' .... i actually held that puked for at least an hour
    rushed straight to the bushes and let evetything out
    boy that felt good i said to myself

    got another story of me drinking .... but just this for now , tired typing
     
  7. tonkachi

    tonkachi Well-Known Member

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    ^ damn....that musta sucked holdin in the puke for an hour.....probably would been worse if you had burped and everybody smelt the alcohol hahahahaha

    @cash...man dats just gross...jackin off in the jaccuzi o_O...damn...dats just gross

    but its nice to be in the jaccuzi and drinkin beers...u just never realize how much u drinkin till u step out...hahahahah
     
  8. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    I made it a point not to get stone cold drunk and not aware of anything .. so -shrug
    no stories to tell... except that there were two incidents I got close to being drunk, I was sick, vomitted.
     
  9. vicky_tran

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    Hehehe I got so drunk I could only remember parts of the nite. Good times. Too bad the next day was brutal.
     
  10. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    the next day was brutal eh? u wake up realizing your panties were missing or something? hahahaha, this shit has happened to girls i know... hasn't stopped them from drinking though
     
  11. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    "dude..the crazy raccoon the size of a sheep isn't a chair at the bus stop".
     
  12. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    lol sounds like being high, not drunk
     
  13. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    you'd think so eh..but the man was krunked..
     
  14. xchodax

    xchodax Well-Known Member

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    i had a friend.. who got smashed and left the bar early... and about 30 minutes later i found him about 15 minutes away from the bar sleeping in a bush =)

    me on the other hand... i tried rolling outta car while on the highway..luckily i had strong enough friends to keep me in... still...i woke up on some strangers drive way the next morning =) lol who needs beds anyway
     
  15. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    got so pissed, my memory blanks out (even though i did not pass out)

    ah good times :D:D
     
  16. tonkachi

    tonkachi Well-Known Member

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    @knoc....that does not sound like you were drunk....but instead on some shrooms or somethin

    ^ even thought u don't remember...their is always the sober one that will remind u of all the stupid things that you did.....
     
  17. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    errr nothing crazy happeneed really just drunk puked all over the place and was sleeping on the floor with blood on my hands
     
  18. smallrinilady

    smallrinilady Well-Known Member

    3 Car bombs within an hour


    that was a bad night
    HA HA HA

    for those who dont know what a car bomb is

    it's whiskey, baileys and guiness

    but becuase the baileys and guiness have some funny reaction, you have to drink the WHOLE guiness within 30 seconds
     
  19. gogo123

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    I think it was college graduation night and everyone ended up hitting the clubs. I went with a friend from my school and I got him to drink as much as my usual fix at a club. A mix of a couple of Liquid Cocaines, 3 wisemen, and a few shots. Let's just say that he holds the world record for puking in 1 night. I think it was 10. While at the same time this other guy with us, who was Thai Chinese started telling everyone how he f'd up on his finals and that he has no future along with his family being loaded in Thailand. The 2 drunk guys didnt like each other very much.

    Another time with the same friend and a few other girls. The girls got so towed up that one of them fell asleep crying like a baby, while the other ended up hugging the toilet at her bf's place while sitting on the floor trying to yack in the toilet. -surr
     
  20. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    haha did he puke up as much as this guy
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    don vito is the best