hehe...both evil lor...but i do agree with the woman...sometimes...when u just feel like hugging ur bf and thats it...and thats when he tries to "get it on"...and im like...cant we just hugggg?
No Sex Tonight Part II Okay so I was hoping after the incident, she would care more for my manly needs. Night comes, and everything was going well. We had a romantic candlelit dinner, and dessert was great. We were getting hot and naked, foreplay was excellent. Never been better. Then, just when I was about to go the fourth gear, she said, "No honey. I am not feeling so well." and then off she went to sleep. I sat there, frustrated. Then, I did something crazy... I masturbated and the outcome of it went onto her hair. The next morning, she woke up and whined to me, "Oh my God, I shouldn't have bought that cheap hairspray!" ~Written by yours truly, inspired by a true story of a friend's.
You can tell from a mile away that he was being sarcastic! Same words and same logic on the story and then he said the guy is evil and the girl is normal and logical ... sometimes it helps to read everything! hairspray huh? reminds me of "There's Something about Mary" and his hair gel!
