Birth of Candybar

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wind2000, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

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    Ever wonder how it came about?
     
  2. p3ps1c0la

    p3ps1c0la Well-Known Member

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    Oh I have that story on a little plastic thing on my key ring. Mine is a bit different and goes like this. (below)

    "Birth of a Candy Bar

    One PAYDAY MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O'HONEY. So he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said, "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH."

    The End.
     
  3. subaru3169

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    ^^^hahahaha made her tootsie roll
     
  4. brown_bear

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    hahahaha thats so cool........yet funny i love it -lol
     
  5. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    the last sentence, 'the result come 9 month later the sweet baby rain'....lol
     
  6. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Huh -huh I am a sweet candy bar now? -innocent2
     
  7. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    -lol Brain, didn't know you're the sister of Baby Ruth? ;)
     
  8. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    BabyRuth? Uh, no. Please don't relate me to anything relatively cute sounding... -evil
     
  9. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    ^or u want baby ruthless? lmao
     
  10. gawain187

    gawain187 Well-Known Member

    lmao. It sure does fit right!
     
  11. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    cute...lol...=)
     
  12. Loreen66

    Loreen66 Well-Known Member

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    So that's how chocolates are made. It never occurred to me until now XD. Anyway all these bars are making hungry for candies -drool
     
  13. Flames

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    Cadnury Dairy Milk seems to be missing...wow those candy bar brands are quite old...I haven't heard of them for quite a while except snickers lol
     
  14. honkiebonkie

    honkiebonkie Well-Known Member

    hmmm..... i wonder if i can make one myself with the candy bars i know
     
  15. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    ^ Make one what?:D
     
  16. saikira

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    this is brillance ppl findin this, i actally enjoy readin this! makes a nice story
     
  17. Kqc84

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    lol. some people have way too much time. either that or that they eat way too many candybars
     
  18. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    nevertheless it's creative...i saw similar stories that used sign boards instead...
     
  19. dim8sum

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    the only chocolate bar i know out of those is snickers.. >.<
     
  20. ch0ps7ix

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    hum.... now i want some candy :/