dont get kdot too excited, the prospect of being kicked in the nads is more action then he has ever gotten from a woman
i dont think you can ever be too old to kick some guy in the nuts (with exception that i never get kicked)
I'm smart, sexy and handsome. You are sexy and beautiful. Darwin says we need to procreate like right now."
my brother pickup line to his gf girl: ....my sister is way prettier than me brother: you're pretty fine yourself girl:...thanks brother: I'll hit that, you're Sexy! haha when he told me this, i couldnt stop laughing
My friend used this is a club. friend: oh, do you have Chinese in you? girl: no, I'm 100% Korean. friend: You want some Chinese in you? girl: LOL
hehe i've got a funny one, my friend likes this one: 'I can read you like a book, and every page says sexy' lol... that always makes me laugh!
hah that's zapp braniggan's quote from futurama. "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." "if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?"
1)I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away........... 2)HEY............................ What's your major????? 3)Is your father an alien???? Because you are out of this world!!!
