Pick-up lines!!!

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by ks.ayo, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Jamien

    Jamien Well-Known Member

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    Boy : Are you tired?
    Girl : No. Why?
    Boy : Because you've been running through my mind all day.

    This one is in sms.
    This is a multiple choice question. Choose 1 of the following:
    a) You love me.
    b) You can't live without me.
    c) You want to have me right now.
    If you pick none of the above or don't reply : You pick all of the above.
    So tell me, Baby... Hehe...
     
  2. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
    the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

    some funky ones that got me crackin up.

    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
     
  3. khaotic

    khaotic Fobulous

    Legs is the word. Now spread the word.

    Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mmm mm good
     
  4. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    "Are you Chinese? Because I want to take YOU out."

    I'd seriously take a really long time to figure out what that means if someone said it to me -lol

    If anyone ever comes up to me and says that, I'll be like ".... kdot?"

    I actually LOL at that!!!! -rotfl
     
  5. zero_c

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    Guy uses his finger to tell the girl to come to him and say "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 5".
     
  6. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    hahaha i like that one


    Q: "Can you hold something for me?"
    A: Sure.
    (Slip your hand into theirs).
     
  7. aniking_7

    aniking_7 Well-Known Member

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    boy:uck, my lips
    girl:uh, what's wrong, come close let me see
    boy:eek:k, nothing I just wanted a kiss
     
  8. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    OMGGGG hahahaha

    My brother had this in his nickname once...
    *Do u like to dance?
    - Yes.
    * Well then, go dance so i can talk to ur friend.

    funny...but thats not a pick up line i guess....=/
     
  9. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    Boy:OMG whats that shining light!
    Girl:what are you talking about?
    Boy: oh? its your beautiful smile
     
  10. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    This doesnt really count but i thought i'd like to share with u lot:
    i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

    my bf sent me this when i was away..very sweet n made me smile..=)
     
  11. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    that is nice... i need that.
    u know sometimes i try to ask a girl to dance at the club, but HER FRIEND says no she doesn't.
    in my mind, i was thinking, "wtf?! was i talking to you?!" so friggin annoying.
    but next time that happens, i'll be like "well hey, u like to dance huh?" and she'll be like "yes" and i'll say, "well go dance! cuz i'm tryin to talk to your friend here."

    lol
     
  12. berry1234

    berry1234 Active Member

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    iuno y.. but dat jus seems perverted LOL
     
  13. berry1234

    berry1234 Active Member

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    LAMO~!! dats hilarious!! XD what hapen to ur frd den>?
     
  14. khaotic

    khaotic Fobulous

    Its meant to be perverted -cool2
     
  15. berry1234

    berry1234 Active Member

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    jus found it funny ><"
     
  16. Aya-chan

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    This one worked on me, but that's only cause I was slightly buzzed that night...

    Guy: I like you, Can I have your number?
     
  17. berry1234

    berry1234 Active Member

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    u seriouse?! LOL ahhaha was dat person durnk as well?
     
  18. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    so time to find some buzz girls and use that line. =P

    aya-chan can i have ur number? =)
     
  19. brown_bear

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    hey wheezyyy...over here -noclue.....muhahaha
     
  20. ks.ayo

    ks.ayo Well-Known Member

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    LOL

    I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? -rockon