Do you want to...

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by aniking_7, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. aniking_7

    aniking_7 Well-Known Member

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    Do you want to make fast money and be a porn star or do illegal stuffs?
     
  2. skid

    skid Well-Known Member

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    lol if i had another side to my life i would become an assasin. would be heaps cool, like Leon or someone like that hah
     
  3. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Being a hitman is my main occupation and one of my side job is selling bazooka's to terrorists, selling crack to kiddies and whores, manage an entertainment business for the rich who would like to kill/torture the poor and I'm the CEO of a company that produces snuff movies.


    (another "great" thread...)
     
  4. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    I recruit minions and they have to pay weekly fees, some monthly (if you are advanced), so that makes me money.

    I also try to sell off those parts which I think are not yummy enough to be eaten, to those shady hospitals where organs sell like hot cakes.

    Other than that, I provide some minions for Taxloss' snuff film productions and I get a cut from that too.

    P/s: I didn't know you were that strapped for cash, Tax. You had to work as a hitman?!
     
  5. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

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    Hey, I'm a hitman because I do that for fun. My other businesses can be quite stressy.

    Oh if anyone wants to hire me; just let me know. No rules for me like that Leon; people of all ages and all sexes, I'll kill 'm all, in whatever way you prefer. Microwave a baby? OK. Push a granny off the trainrails? No problems. But it will cost more ofcourse. Cheapest way is the classic single shot from a distance.
     
  6. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    i hope i dun ever have to stoop as low as that.....doing porn and illegal stuff to make so called 'fast money'
     
  7. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Can i hire you? No money but good food? :D

    Dont worry, ham sup jai will take care of you if you are poor. ;)



    @ aniking, dont tell me you are considering doing those eh?
     
  8. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Sure! But it has to be REALLY good food eh?! :D


    Hmm, interesting....Wind...who do you wanna eliminate? ;)
     
  9. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    I'll give u 3 minions free for ur snuff films if u get rid of this loser for me.
     
  10. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    awww thats so sweet sweet....-hug...ham sup jai...but if im a poor....how do i get onto a plane to find you wor.....unless you come and find me....
     
  11. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Sweet is ok. As long as he doesn't ham sap you... <_<
     
  12. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Sure! Any preferences on the way to eliminate this creature? I won't charge you extra!
     
  13. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    ^ hehehe dunt worry la...babbbyy...i wont 'seet dai bai kui' ^^
     
  14. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    For starters, how about demolishing his fingers or something so he can't make any moronic posts in PA anymore?
     
  15. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    LOL, is it the OP? Anyway, I can do it myself or let my clients torture him for you. (and I charge these clients money haha)
     
  16. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    OH this may be surprising to some, but no, it's NOT the OP... -devil
     
  17. Loreen66

    Loreen66 Well-Known Member

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    Neither one of those. I love my body and I won't expose/screw it for money, plus I have a lot of things I want to do and I don't want to run with a guilty conscious/police after my back for doing something illegal. But I wouldn't mind if someone give me millions of dollars for a present without expecting anything from it XD.
     
  18. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Lets meet somewhere where we can discuss the contract... mum's the word for now. -devil

    Np, ill come find you -flow

    Lai hurn dou goi si kwun -shoot

    You dont trust me -cry2
     
  19. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Looks like you already have experience with people in my line of business...:p
     
  20. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Wtf.. your pinyin sucks Wind.. I dunno what ur talking about... -rotfl