Pick-up lines!!!

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by ks.ayo, Jul 18, 2007.

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  1. berry1234

    berry1234 Active Member

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    no y? lol
     
    #81 berry1234, Jul 22, 2007
  2. asiangang

    asiangang Well-Known Member

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    lol some of these are pretty weird...lol
     
    #82 asiangang, Jul 23, 2007
  3. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

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    [youtube]1tXtc0mEgcs[/youtube]
     
    #83 fearless_fx, Jul 23, 2007
  4. stilish

    stilish Well-Known Member

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    how bout this one...
    they say that a photo is worth a 1000 words, but it would take a 1000 photos just to describe how beautiful you are...
    hahaha...made that up a while ago
     
    #84 stilish, Jul 23, 2007
  5. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    -.- massage! my body's aching... i played football n baseball yesterday... n my team won both games. =) first time we played baseball, and it was very fun! then we played .... silent library for the first time at night... and it was hilarious!!! hahha
     
    #85 wheezo, Jul 23, 2007
  6. phistyle

    phistyle Member

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    this one always works for me....when im in the club and see a girl dancing in front of me...I lean in and whisper to them...."hey, did you know you were dancing in front of me?" and if the answer is positive I'd say..I guess that means I have to dance with you...then dance on!!! lol another line i would use is....hey girl, you want to go get some ICEE!?!?!
     
    #86 phistyle, Jul 23, 2007
  7. Kachi_no_Kemuri

    Kachi_no_Kemuri Well-Known Member

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    I think people should take Borat's actions under their wings.

    "I Like You. How much?"

    I'll post my one soon ;)
     
    #87 Kachi_no_Kemuri, Jul 23, 2007
  8. Kachi_no_Kemuri

    Kachi_no_Kemuri Well-Known Member

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    Here's mine.

    Boy: Do you have a map?
    Girl: No why?
    Boy: Because im lost in your eyes
     
    #88 Kachi_no_Kemuri, Jul 23, 2007
  9. AVANT

    AVANT Well-Known Member

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    Some of them are funny, some of them are pretty bad, but most of them don't work.

    Where's the good o "I noticed you from across the room and I just had to say hi before I left"? Works better than most pick up lines, and it's easy to sound genuine, so guys can say it without sounding like a sleaze ball.
     
    #89 AVANT, Jul 23, 2007
  10. Aya-chan

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    I'm ashamed to admit that it worked, but I was in a generous mood that night. Besides, I told him he had to earn it first. He didn't do a bad job all things considering.
     
    #90 Aya-chan, Jul 25, 2007
  11. fearless_fx

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    "Could you prop me up?"

    "why?"

    "Cuz im about to fall for you."
     
    #91 fearless_fx, Jul 26, 2007
  12. kuromixd

    kuromixd Member

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    your daddy must be a terrorist because your the bomb ..
     
    #92 kuromixd, Jul 27, 2007
  13. artofwar

    artofwar Well-Known Member

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    my friend use this all the time, and it get all the girls to laugh

    boy: girl are you from tennessee
    girl: why
    boy, because you are the only ten, i see
     
    #93 artofwar, Jul 29, 2007
  14. je t'adore

    je t'adore Well-Known Member

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    - iS your dad a baker??~~
    - 0___o ;;; why?
    - cuz ur a cutiiePie ^__<
    - ^____^ <333
     
    #94 je t'adore, Jul 30, 2007
  15. sikfonhupla

    sikfonhupla Well-Known Member

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    1. is your father a thief? cause those eyes look like stars

    2. Dude:you're like peanut butter
    Hot Chick:why?
    Dude: because you're smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

    3. are those space pants you're wearing? cause that ass is out of this world

    4. if we were squirrels then can i bust my nut in your hole?
     
    #95 sikfonhupla, Jul 30, 2007
  16. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    awww that is sooo seeeweeettt
     
    #96 brown_bear, Jul 30, 2007
  17. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

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    what if their daddy was a terrorist? -shock

    I don't get it -unsure

    if someone said that to me, I would bust his nuts
     
    #97 xmichelly, Jul 30, 2007
  18. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    Its implying that her father stole the stars from the sky.
     
    #98 zero_c, Jul 30, 2007
  19. sikfonhupla

    sikfonhupla Well-Known Member

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    werd, then i would love to meet you ~_^

    jk
     
    #99 sikfonhupla, Jul 30, 2007
  20. Silent111

    Silent111 Well-Known Member

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    me neither lol
    seems to me it would make more sense as something like:
    "are you a thief? cause you just stole my heart"

    hahaha rofl
     
    #100 Silent111, Jul 30, 2007
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