100 reasons why its good to be a guy.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uraha, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. wheezo

    wheezo Well-Known Member

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    stuff about tanks... uhm tractor wheels with a canon that shoots... good enough?

    world is ur urinal... = u can urinate anywhere... don't even need cover just turn around and GO. lol

    no more paying for girls!!! damn gold diggers =P
     
  2. mingming2006

    mingming2006 Well-Known Member

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    101. Guys don't give birth and experience that excruitating pain like females do :D
     
  3. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    but a kick to the balls might just do the job.
     
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    ProjectD VIP yay :]

  5. mingming2006

    mingming2006 Well-Known Member

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    lol allow it, can feel it nw even when i aint gettin kicked nw lol
     
  6. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

    no, just extremely unattractive

    35. You don't have to shave below your neck.

    who shaves behind their neck? -unsure

    37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.

    we notice

    44. Flowers fix everything.
    45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
    46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
    50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
    64. One mood, all the time.
    87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
    96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

    this is the kind of thinking that gets guys into trouble with girls -whistle

    that is like the truest thing ever
     
    #46 xmichelly, Aug 14, 2007
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2007
  7. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    then you are not a guy lol....jks jks
     
  8. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    Hahaha im not even gonna bring a suitcase...just a small trolley... so convenient!
    but wait when i come back from my holidays -devil


    hahahaha got experience with that knoc knoc?
     
  9. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    102. You don't have to worry about blood in your pants once every 28 days.
     
  10. mingming2006

    mingming2006 Well-Known Member

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    good 1 lols - unless u stil kept ur ting even when u change sex lol
     
  11. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    i knew u'd some how find sometin to say with that comment since u a fan of kickin guys in the balls...hahah..
     
  12. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    muahahaa...no lar im not
    -pirate
     
  13. cutecloud

    cutecloud Well-Known Member

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    lolx...some of them not so true...guy nowadays spent lots more den girl on thier looks....hahas...
     
  14. distemper

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    69. Same work....more pay.
    74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.


    Lol these two are just pure gold. First one would really make women mad though -_-
     
  15. its great to bu a guy cus u can hang your underwear outside
     
  16. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    and what makes u think we cant?
     
  17. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Yes, women can do that. But I can imagine that men will have lots of fantasies -whistle
    And if ya in Japan, ya might loose some -evil
     
  18. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    lucky me im not in japan...
    nah...in NL i hang my stuff in my own backyard so...nobody will see it anyway :p
     
  19. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Are ya sure that yar neighbours are not beeping -bigsmile
     
  20. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hahaha they can only see it when they look out of the bedroomwindow upstairs...
    meaning very far away...
    and crap i dont care anyway haha