This is a funny joke for all yous bizness ppl

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Veincentury, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Veincentury

    Veincentury Well-Known Member

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    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I’m fantastic in bed." That’s Direct Marketing.

    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He’s fantastic in bed." That’s Advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m fantastic in bed." That’s Telemarketing.

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I’m fantastic in bed." That’s Public Relations.

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says "I hear you’re fantastic in bed." That’s Brand Recognition.-clapclap
     
  2. asiangang

    asiangang Well-Known Member

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    im not a business person...but that was pretty funnyXD
     
  3. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    haha that is cute i gotta agrree thats a good one
     
  4. Veincentury

    Veincentury Well-Known Member

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    when I first read this I was cracking up.-smart
     
  5. ah_wong201

    ah_wong201 Well-Known Member

    i bet ur in a business class huh?
     
  6. Veincentury

    Veincentury Well-Known Member

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    business school lol. Me am edumacated-smart
     
  7. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Wonders how would they apply the policy of satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
     
  8. [N]

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    damn, hahahahaha

    but those are funny lol
     
  9. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    thats pretty funny
     
  10. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    it would be funny if you heard it in class
     
  11. uraha

    uraha Well-Known Member

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    that a really good way to remember the meaning of those words
     
  12. ckthepilot

    ckthepilot Well-Known Member

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    i like it :)
     
  13. chi_man

    chi_man Well-Known Member

    definitely XD