Biker's Penis Struck by Lightning

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chi_man, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. Rev

    Rev Well-Known Member

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    Did God punish him because he was taking a leak beside the road XD?
     
  2. skywalka

    skywalka Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!!!! ahahahah
    i still dont get the science...
    but LOL
     
  3. chi_man

    chi_man Well-Known Member

    it seems that he has a very powerful penis that can even withstand Gods power :p

    So remember one thing kids. Never pee on the road or god will punish you
     
  4. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    ...when this dude got hit by lighting all the electicity went into his body, usually the body cannot contain all that energy, so it (being the electricity) looks for a path to escape the body and into a larger surface to disapate. Thuse "ground" In this case, the dood was wearing rubber boots so the electricity can't find an escape path and would have had stayed in his body. He was lucky he stuck out his penis (dick) to take a leek b/c the electricity used the urine from his body to escape into the "ground" ... which saved his life

    how and why he got struck by lighting maybe because he was near a tree or something...maybe it is God's way of telling him not to pee in the road...but sticking a dick out in the middle of nowhere is okay :)
     
  5. chi_man

    chi_man Well-Known Member

    omg lol, thats so funny :p
     
  6. you know... im not too convinced of that..

    you know mythbusters right? well they did try to test such a myth.. but it turns out, we you pee, in a mans case, the urine stream isnt one whole connect line of pee.. theyre droplets, so because they are individual drops, the electricity cannot jump from one to the other, especially with the amount of energy within the lightning. not only that, even if supposedly the urine stream was one continuous flow of connected pee, its volume is too small to conduct such a great amount of energy... and plus... i dont think pee is conductive, i have yet to find evidence of that.
     
  7. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    Believe or not believe it is up to you. This is a special case or maybe even an exception. Testing usually does not take into consideration of environment, wind resistance, and human bodies discharge etc...or else there would be alot of dead bodies

    The electricity goes through the path of the least resistance to the "ground" ...sometimes this is called the earth ground...there are "ground fault" switches that is connected to water pipes to discharge electricity, etc...the pee has the least resistance in this case...and is being discharge from the body from the limited information that has been given...
     
  8. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    And the question is how did ananova or other media have heard about this story? Did the guy called the local media first and telling them his exceptional story with proud or somehting? :D
     
  9. metafox

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    omfg!!pwned! now that is some news. it would be better if the post a photo or something
     
  10. turbobenx

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    wow.. i would leave the cock out of the pic tho. I dont wanna see some 2 inch cock fryed.
     
  11. ProjectD

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    ^ lol agreed, but anyway its all black and junk probably wont even see it even if they posted a picture
     
  12. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    ^ I don't want to see a burnt penis ... or a penis period ...
     
  13. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    yo...it looks like this. LOL

    Before and After
     
    #33 adrianc, Sep 24, 2007
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  14. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    ^ what is that? looks pretty nasty lol
     
  15. ProjectD

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    ^ yeah except that sausage isnt burnt to a crisp
     
  16. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    that's a sausage?! I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight, but I think I'll just make myself some ramen ... -unsure
     
  17. ProjectD

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    sausage are unhealthy so is ramen, try choosing a healthier alternative xD
     
  18. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    hahah fine, I'll eat a salad ...
    I just looked in my fridge, and I have no food O.O I must go to the grocery store later ... >.<
     
  19. ProjectD

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    ahha poor michelle
     
  20. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    yea. dont try to hold one either!!!...chi man showing off agian...

     
    #40 adrianc, Sep 24, 2007
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