"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. There are only 5 questions, so don't get all excited and confused yet. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it&n bsp;or not. The spaces between the question and answers below are there so you don't see the correct answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and do something else. & nbsp; & nbsp; Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," maybe you shouldn't even attempt to answer the next question. ;Your brain is apparently over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks , and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4. 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. (If you will recall , Germany at the time wa s politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or "no man's land"? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're in real bad shape and for your own sake you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator-- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? Or have you forgotten it was YOU driving the BUS!! GOT THE POWER OF UR BRAIN?
these are trick questions. i only got 2 rite out of the 5 :( would of got the cow one rite first but thought that i've never seen cows drink anything before so i said milk. question 5 is a clever one. dealing with all those numbers and i forgot i was driving the bus.
haha.. heard them all b4.. but they are better as verbal questions. so much easier when they are written down.. to me at least
it seems your brain is dying....lol you might wanna use your brain more lolz -lol with the one with cow, I was scanning through the question and though like... thats easy... its milk... so I just need to remember milk and it can't go wrong.... then I was like silk silk silk silk silk s-i-l-k and MILK! lol ye they are a lot harder when you tell them in words
haha neat! i failed the milk one skipping to the last part of these question makes them so much easier!
green house (a house that is green) and greenhouse are different. dude. but, yeah, i'm generally scared of how i'll turn out as a senior seeing as i barely got half of these questions right.
the plane crash one is the only one i got a bit stuck... coz i couldn't b bothered reading the while question
i got the last one and the plane crash one wrong... well on the plane crash one i just skipped reading it and headed towards the question at the end lol
What if you want to reheat your toast, so yes you can still put toast into a toaster. Plus you can put other stuff in your toaster like a bagel, pop-tart or a muffin. Baby cows drink milk, so yes cows do drink milk. The only requirement for a greenhouse to be called a greenhouse is that the whole roof need to be made from glass or plastic. So yes a greenhouse can be made from green bricks. 20 years ago, the German government wouldn't oppose to burying the survivors because they wouldn't be sure if they were spies or not.
i got 4 out of 5 woohoo. mainly because i've heard 3 of them before. i just couldn't get the last one. argghh. lol
^ lol i just skipped to the quesion at the end on the last question, and then it said what was the driver's name and i couldn't see any names so i got it wrong -lol
tssss trying to act smart lol, you know what I mean with these questions that just proves your brain doesn't work too well lol, jk jk you just skipped everything just to get your VIP lolz -lol
