Brain teasers

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by chickenutbread, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. chickenutbread

    chickenutbread Well-Known Member

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    ..well, sort of.

    How many of these do you get? I don't understand three of them, in brackets.

    Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

    Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

    Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.

    Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

    Control: A short, ugly inmate.

    Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

    Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

    Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

    Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

    [Misty: How golfers create divots.]

    [Paradox: two physicians.]

    Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

    Polarize: what penguins see with.

    Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    Relief: what trees do in the spring.

    Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

    Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

    Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

    Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.

    [Subdued ...like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines.]
     
  2. tree

    tree Well-Known Member

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    lol.. my guess is..

    [Paradox] --> as in pair o' docs

    and i'm not quite sure about the other two in brackets though =\ hahah
     
  3. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    When a golfer create a divots, they lift up all the soil, grass and sand from the ground. When it start to fall back down, it looks like its misty.

    As tree said "pair of docs"

    sub - submarine
    dued = kind of sound like dude.
     
  4. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    i got some...some was just confusing...
     
  5. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
    Arby Traitor

    Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
    Avoid a bull

    Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
    Burn a deed

    Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
    Burglar eyes

    Control: A short, ugly inmate.
    Con troll

    Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
    Counter fitters

    Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
    He clips

    Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
    Eye dropper

    Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
    He rows

    Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
    obvious

    Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    Paris sight

    Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
    Farm assist

    Polarize: what penguins see with.
    Polar ice

    Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
    Pry mate

    Relief: what trees do in the spring.
    Re-leaf

    Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
    Rub her neck

    Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
    Seam stress

    Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
    Sell fish

    Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.
    Sue a fed
     
  6. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    i got them all, lol, they quite funny hehehe. maybe its my british englishness that made it easy? i dno lol
     
  7. LDRCHL

    LDRCHL Active Member

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    so confusing :x
     
  8. xiaojia

    xiaojia Well-Known Member

    lol.. i didn't finish all.. jumped straight to zero's explanation.. im bad at teasers.. >.<
     
  9. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    Missed T? LOL Divots indeed.

    Pair of docs (can be two PhDs)

    Sub-dude -tongue2 I can imagine him to be aggrevated and tigger-happy -lol
     
  10. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    Miss 'tee' ? >>>
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tee

    Love these brainteasers! :)
     
  11. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    yay I got all of them
    and yeah I think the misty ones means to miss a tee ..
     
  12. ah_wong201

    ah_wong201 Well-Known Member

    i think its like this...
    subdued=sup dude.
    that sentence sounds like a surfer guy
     
  13. ichy47

    ichy47 New Member

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    Misty... the golfer misses the tee :D