i'll use my screw driver to block their sword when they try to swing it at me. i'll try to cut their fingers off with my wire cutters. and i'll try to run them over with my lift.
how about basically carry a gun... or invent an anti-ninja spray or lotion u can apply twice a day to keep the ninja away ^_^
i don't work in a warehouse. the only reason i'll have a lift to use it when i have to pull new cabling in stores. all tools i have r for project use. hhhah u can call it ninja off
Lol....id catch the ninja stars and throw them back and then kick em very very hard in the crotch MUHAHA -cool
I didn't think kicking the crotch of a girl did anything... though i've never tried... honest If a ninja wanted to get me, they would need 2 key passes to get to my office... either that or he/she could skale down a 50 story building, cut a hole in the glass window and bam i'd be in trouble. hmmm.. better print this guide off and keep it safe with my 'what to do if a person with a bomb calls or if you see an aeroplane' help sheet.
Strictly for my ninja's. When someone talks about ninjas i have to think about Napoleon Dynamite. Nunchucks!!!
So what should I do if a ninja attacks me just after I've got robbed and stripped completely naked and I was in the middle of the park in the middle of the night with nothing I could grab and no where I could hide???
