Are you too shy? Need help "loosening up"?

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by The_Jelly, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Is your social life down the drain? This might be just the thing for you.
    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

    Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
    You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

    Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
    However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.



    Tequila.



    Leave Shyness Behind.
     
  2. AVANT

    AVANT Well-Known Member

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    Where's the money back guarantee? ;)

    Just a note: Lots of people turn emo and/or quiet with alcohol. So it doesn't work for everyone... nor would I recommend anyone to rely on Alcohol to "improve" one self. Learning to be more self-aware and confident is a much better way of overcoming shyness.
     
  3. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hey is there also a cure for ppl who are too outgoing!?!
     
  4. Pocaris

    Pocaris Member

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    A good whack with a hammer
     
  5. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    big mouth eh? :p
    how about one of my knifes in ur throat? -pirate
     
  6. Pocaris

    Pocaris Member

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    Hahaha, if its for you, maybe a tranquiliser would be more suitable!!!

    I think i should start running, otherwise i'm dead!-dead
     
  7. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hahaha...dont worry pocaris...im just playin with ya :p
     
  8. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Lol, best prescription ever. :D
     
  9. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    eh... tequila eh...? i guess it helps with everything xD
     
  10. azncrazycooler

    azncrazycooler Well-Known Member

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    the most effective infomercial i've seen!

    sign me up!! Give me a 100 bottles!!

    Do i buy 10 and get 1 free?!
     
  11. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    You do realize that I'm joking right?
     
  12. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    lol what will happen if very outgoing people take tequila ... -evil
     
  13. chickenutbread

    chickenutbread Well-Known Member

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    ^the crime rate would go up :p
     
  14. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    LOL great AD~ now i need a booze of Tequila.
     
  15. innuyashango

    innuyashango Member

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    yeah, make it a double . . .
     
  16. xiaojia

    xiaojia Well-Known Member

    lol.. funny.. never tried it though.. alcohol abstain
     
  17. bchanana

    bchanana Well-Known Member

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    I LOVE TEQUILA <3 Haha.
     
  18. oceanocean

    oceanocean Well-Known Member

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    maybe elephant tranquilizer...... ahahahhaha
     
  19. oceanocean

    oceanocean Well-Known Member

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    ohhh it will work alright..... but you just don't want a angry drunk
     
  20. FatOldMan

    FatOldMan Member

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    I understand what you mean. I think you jsut have to let go.