WARNING! Beer contains girl germs!‏

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by yiubun, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. yiubun

    yiubun Well-Known Member

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    Last month, The University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,

    men turn into women.



    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of

    the test subjects:



    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally.

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.



    No further testing was considered necessary.

    [PS. no offence to girls, just found it one day in an email]
     
  2. skid

    skid Well-Known Member

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    hahah thats pretty funny..
    damn...8 pints in an hour..
    that would be some blokey ish right there

    lol if this research was real...there wouldn't be anymore bogans around heh (an aussie thing)
     
  3. AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    thats the greatest shit all day lol

    i read it im like.... "SHIT im gonna turn into a g--...... oh wait.... LOL"
     
  4. chi_man

    chi_man Well-Known Member

    I just had 4 beers.... does that make me turn into a woman??? :p
     
  5. you got girls only as avatar and sigs.. sooooo....
     
  6. bbes

    bbes Incredible

    it also omits that the more men drink regurlarly the greater chance for the development of boobs. lol. which is a feature found in girls.
     
  7. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    i only had 4 cocktails at dinner last nite =P
     
  8. peterisation

    peterisation Member

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    Of course you could not drive and would have to sit down to urinate as you would be so drunk that you would not be able to stand up.

    What kind of evidence is this, I mean spot the obvious! -noclue
     
  9. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    ^ you being sarcastic?...
     
  10. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    ^ I hope he is............ because it obvious what this is...
     
  11. smallrinilady

    smallrinilady Well-Known Member

    OMG who made this up
     
  12. stilish

    stilish Well-Known Member

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    lol, why do i find this so funny...cause it is
     
  13. Pookey

    Pookey Active Member

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    HaHaHa, this was so funny I had to forward on to a few of my guy friends who are drinkers.
     
  14. dragong87

    dragong87 Well-Known Member

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    haha!! some of it is so true!!!! so not drinking will stop u from changing...:p
     
  15. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    haha yes, you'd like that to be added on wouldn't ya? -tongue2
     
  16. fookjay07

    fookjay07 Well-Known Member

    lol jokes...
     
  17. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Lol, I thought this was real for a second.
     
  18. fookjay07

    fookjay07 Well-Known Member

    nah real fake bull shit
    if it were true gals with flat breast will all start drinkin like
    lol
     
  19. sionx

    sionx Member

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    It true.
    Good point there.Hahahaha
     
  20. koogepanini

    koogepanini Well-Known Member

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    "Had to sit down while urinating." would anybody if they drank 8 pints of beer in an hour? lol.