Computer Terminologies

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by wind2000, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Computer Terms

    A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was composed of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

    The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.

    The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    Both POV makes sense.
     
  2. hahaha epic..
     
  3. lee-lee

    lee-lee Well-Known Member

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    As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.

    hahahhahahahaahhahahaahahahhahaa....
     
  4. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    . As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model
    lol so true =P lol
     
  5. auta

    auta Well-Known Member

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    hahaha man your class sounds fun xD
     
  6. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    hahaha
    old but still funny =P
     
  7. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    lol, as a girl, i must say the women's reasoning is better ^-^
     
  8. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol , u DO know that u might make men angry hehe
     
  9. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    haha what men??
     
  10. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    hahaha, wind you are the BOMB man! love it!
    Tho I have to admit, the boys are right about one thing:
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    Lol, CLASS CLASS CLASS lol, love it!

    Oh God, I think I'll have to agree with the boys on this, their arguement seems a lot more logical, though the girls are close call lol.
    Retrieving memory for later bwahshaha x
     
  11. tien317

    tien317 Well-Known Member

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    Cool piece...thx :)
     
  12. alnk

    alnk Well-Known Member

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    hhahahahahha awesome!
     
  13. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    the 小器 ones lol
     
  14. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    lol, like you?-whistle
     
  15. tonkachi

    tonkachi Well-Known Member

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    lol...that is interesting and kinda true if you look at it from each pov