The Old Man and the Beaver

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by wind2000, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

    "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."

    That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"

    ”Exactly,” said the doctor.
     
  2. nrgetik

    nrgetik Active Member

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    lol why is this in this section anyway?
     
  3. tiffer858

    tiffer858 Well-Known Member

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    lol i don't get how this has to do with and old man in a doctor's office?
     
  4. BigC

    BigC Well-Known Member

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    ^^Is this a true story???
     
  5. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    sounds like something house would say lol
     
  6. lol I knew where it was going as soon as he said grabbed an umbrella..

    funny joke tho.. neverheard of it... why don't we have a joke section in offtopic anyways??
     
  7. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    lol, i thought it would be something like that ...
     
  8. yes.. you and your dirty lil mind would.. -lol
     
  9. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    but .... you thought the same thing ... <_<
     
  10. lol yes.. but you jus revealed how uninnocent you are.. -whistle

    hahah shouldnt you be asleep or something?
     
  11. rsx

    rsx Well-Known Member

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    You must be the slickest one in your group.
     
  12. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    not uninnocent .. just knowledgeable -smart
     
  13. ^ gah that's the point of the joke.... clearly the 18-year old is a gold digging whore...
     

  14. because of two cows and a dog