Guys: Which one would you go for? Girls: Which one are you??? 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She goes wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually she gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She's got it. b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined. c. She's great for (business) conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals. e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own. b. She will eventually say fly solo c. She gets bored easily. 4. Ms. Dyme Advantages a. She's top of the line. b. She stays looking like a fantasy. c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match. d. She considers herself a "model" e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks. b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry. d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her. 5. Ms. Tomboy Advantages a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. 6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you. b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail. c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation. e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages a. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mama can't stand her. c. You get into it with her every other second. d. She's willing to fight another girl 4 looking at you or her PERIOD. e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal. 7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. Disadvantages a. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married 8. Ms. Main Advantages a. She is the one you respect. b. She probably may know about the others but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass 9. Ms. Psycho Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. sleepin with her can make your life a living hell. 10. Ms. I have a Man Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass. d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man. 11. Ms. Tease Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable AND sexy. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She is what she is.. just a flirt 12. MS. RIGHT Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument but that somehow seems to add to the amout of love you have for her o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman. Disadvantage a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go
7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. Disadvantages a. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married sound great to me. and the stuff on not 'getting some'. it is fine with me .. i respect that in a chick. as long as she isn't going to lay out ... for personal or religious reasons, and not the conflicting issues of she being an actual 'she'. >.<
lol I'm just wonderin' where the hell you got this thing from... hmm... I guess I gotta go with Ms. Fat Booty... Advantages a. Ass so fat that you can see it from the front. b. She'll look that much better in them boyshorts c. Umm hello!! Fat Booty!!!
Funny how they always have to associate "God" with everything. So if a girl is all that, but doesn't believe in "God" or follows his "virtues", would that exclude her from the list?
Aw come on! How come on the types of guys thread, there are Descriptions and why they are attractive... but on this types of girls post, it's a win some/lose some situation... These choices makes it looks like guys have to settle, haha. Well f that, I'm not settling, I'm still looking for my win/win girl.
Could I get 1 Ms. Psycho for bed... 1 Ms. Dyme to show off... 1 Ms. Good Girl to bring home to parents. And Hell throw in a Ms. Freak on the side. I'll be ALL SET!! -lol -bigsmile -clapclap -clapclap -clapclap
lol I just wanna know is... how the hell you gonna go for Ms. Right, when you already let her ass go!?
And that's because Ms. Right doesn't exist! -rolleyes Wishful thinking much? As for the other 11.... Yeah, I'd say that's pretty accurate. I can't think of a girl I know that wouldn't fall into one or MANY of those categories. I'd also like to add that Ms. Goods are usually Ms. Psychos in training, or Ms. Freaks in disguise. -lol
Well damn I guess I'll just settle for a Ms. Goody for right now and unlock her full potentials later
I dunno if I agree with your disadvantages for Ms. Right. Every time I meet a great girl she always seems to have a boyfriend.
5. Ms. Tomboy Advantages a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. lol sounds like me...actually there's some other stuff like at the last one that is like me too..what was it..ms. right or somthing?
haha..where do you get these stuff...=P 12. MS. RIGHT Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument but that somehow seems to add to the amout of love you have for her o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman. Disadvantage a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go this one sound ok..-chef
