KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday. The 36-year-old housewife was asleep when the thief, noticing that her husband was fast asleep on the couch, quietly stripped off and lay down beside her, the Star newspaper said, quoting a police report filed in the eastern state of Terengganu. The dozing woman's suspicions were raised when she spoke to him and his voice sounded strange, the paper said. "She then went to another room and found her husband fast asleep on the couch. That's when she screamed, causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window together with the stolen items," it added. ahahaha oops, source: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0080513?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
LMAOOOOOO WTF -bowroflarms reminds me of that condom joke. ahahahahaahaaa. The Black Condom A "just married" White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby. The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom,highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.While the wife was dreaming about her first night, a Black thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started doing it. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started doing it to her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I Black and you are White?" The father shouted "You are damn lucky, if I had 5 cents more ,you would have been PURPLE!" i mean -huh
The profesion of burglar is getting more and more difficult. Besides stealing, you know need to know "one-night-stands":rolleyes2:
lol im thinking that , even if the theif slipped in the bed, if the wife wasnt so horny then ya know =P it wouldnt have been so bad lol, but then again , who could tell us she didnt enjoy it
according to the news, at least she didnt get pregnant haha, other wise she wouldnt know who the father is , then prob will have to flush the baby down the toilet
Guess he thought, the most dangerous place is the most safe place ... Guess he was right this time ...
