Rape suspect says a cast of his penis would lead to his acquittal

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  1. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

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    ... speechless ...

     
    #1 Maverick, Jun 15, 2008
  2. Akki

    Akki ...

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    well it makes sense...... HUGE penis' don't fit in tiny holes....
     
    #2 Akki, Jun 15, 2008
  3. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

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    Reminds me of OJ Simpson ... the glove doesn't fit see
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    ... the sausage doesn't fit ... -whistle
     
    #3 Maverick, Jun 15, 2008
  4. fookjay07

    fookjay07 Well-Known Member

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    lol..ok den-innocent2
     
    #4 fookjay07, Jun 15, 2008
  5. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

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    ah, i am also a 'freak of nature'
     
    #5 fearless_fx, Jun 15, 2008
  6. bbes

    bbes Incredible

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    lol hilarious. i agree though so this person couldn't have raped her i guess.
     
    #6 bbes, Jun 15, 2008
  7. Dan

    Dan 8-D

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    well, tbh, if i was on trial for a crime i didn't commit, i'd go to any lengths to acquit myself; including taking a cast of my penis.




    although i would take a wild guess that the cast will end up in the british museum for the largest member in history :shifty:
     
    #7 Dan, Jun 15, 2008
  8. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

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    well to a 13 year old girl..........maybe it is huge in her eyes or maybe her bf had a very very tiny one.... who knows
     
    #8 nyckeion, Jun 15, 2008
  9. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Who said it was a tiny hole?
     
    #9 mr_evolution, Jun 16, 2008
  10. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

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    lol , i dont get this , must reread !
    lol but still a 13 yr old girl seeing a penis, lol what young are these kids getting?
     
    #10 Phil, Jun 16, 2008
  11. Chibi12

    Chibi12 Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm cases get weirder and weirder.....................
     
    #11 Chibi12, Jun 16, 2008
  12. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    but then no matter how tiny the hole is....it can still stretch...
     
    #12 Phoenix, Jun 16, 2008
  13. turbobenx

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    dam...........u guys posted some funny shits....lol
     
    #13 turbobenx, Jun 16, 2008
  14. Akki

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    LOL maymay (i think that is your name phoenixgirl) i like the way you think XD
     
    #14 Akki, Jun 16, 2008
  15. 小Yu咒

    小Yu咒 ♪♪♫很可愛~♥

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    lol....and it helps when your *wet* :whistling: by then everythin fits?
     
    #15 小Yu咒, Jun 16, 2008
  16. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    The guy doesn't have to penetrate the female in order for it to be called rape.
     
    #16 zero_c, Jun 16, 2008
  17. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

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    thats one way to prove that your innocent =/
     
    #17 ProjectD, Jun 16, 2008
  18. sharkbite01

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    he stole the idea from me hahaha
     
    #18 sharkbite01, Jun 17, 2008
  19. marcopolo368

    marcopolo368 Well-Known Member

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    yer ur stomach is a freak of nature
     
    #19 marcopolo368, Jun 17, 2008
  20. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

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    lol , u know, this guy just came up with an Brillilant Excuse, it could almost work ^^
     
    #20 Phil, Jun 17, 2008
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