The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work: After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home! After 6 months: I ' m BACK!! After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you. After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!! Cooking: After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? New Dress: After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? TV: After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie. After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! Making Love: After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!! Send this all to your friends who need a hearty laughter !!! It is apply to all men? -desphinx- is wild boar animals
LOL..yeah i refuse to read em... but their everywhereeeeee its just the stuff i delete off my inbox lol
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Hahahaha this is really funny, read this and send to your friends
its actually kinda sad when u think about it... how a guy can be that sweet at the beginning of the relationship and become more and more a (big) jerk...
lol nice.. we were enjoying the talk about people forwarding emails, and someone just had to come and break it by taking the OP seriously...
someone sent me this one I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous < /FONT> 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henny Youngman 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kiniso n 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' James Holt McGavran 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!
These are all so funny Well some people will get bored seeing the samething everyday. They want things fresh
