Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret

i came across this randomly and i was like.......... wtf................................. -______________________-;;

source: http://www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm

 

and what were you looking at to come across this randomly ..

 

2 girls one cup...... -shock

that is some crap...literally... hahaha bush is no longer the president so he shouldn't even in such a priority.....

 

^ sent back to him via dump truck???

 

don't you know that president past or present get secret service protection until the day he dies .. so yeah .. everything will remain classified. but i think poop collection is no longer necessary once he steps down which is like two more days ...

if you don't know why .. take a look at Steve Job ... his health condition can easily affect stock price of Apple. The min his cancer news was released to the media, stock tumbled more than 20% in 10 mins and this is no joke. don't believe me, check it out yourself. so what happen when the health condition of the current president could do especially during such difficult economic time; not to mention "war" time. keep in mind the president is also the commander in chief ... .

 

Considering the amount of health speculation of the leader of that two bit country just to the north of Seoul, that should give one a general idea of how important the perceived health of a leader is, especially for a super power nation like the US. Just a chemical analysis may reveal medications that he's on, allowing others to know what he's suffering from, or what he's trying to treat. Further, I don't think that Ninja Assassins hiding in the johnny (waiting to stick a sword up your ass) would be an issue these days, but imagine the embarrassment of a hidden camera clip, and then having it posted on YouTube? eg. "Look folks, a clip of Bush's asshole, Ha ha ha..." :ugh:

As far as Dubya was concerned, I don't envy the Secret Service guy (or gal) that was charged with that detail (that of securing the presidential poop; must have been the butt [no pun intended] of extensive insider jokes). -roflyawn

 

since they valued the poop that much, i think they should preserve the poop from every president. When there're 100 presidents, they should show the poop from the past >50 years. It's a good way to make $$

but i personally wouldn't pay anything to see anyone's poop.

 

^ who knows? people with scat fetish would LOVE to see richard nixon's diarrhea.

[/sarcasm] lol

 

This is bushit

 

lol, who would want his poop? -o-

 

yes! you're right! it's bush's shit!

lol obviously the enemy and the secret service

 

lol, but what would they even do with it?

 

you would know akki!! -unsure

 

aw come on elaine.......... it says in the article! lol

readddddddddddddddddddd

 

i wonder what kind of information can one get out of examining faeces and urine .. maybe that's he's high on drugs?

 

^lol omfg......dont u people read other people's posts???

 

^ of course i do. DO YOU?

 

^ uhh yes......
u asked wot kind of info they get out of faeces and urine when ralphrepo already said wot can be tested from shit and pee

 

they might clone bush with his shit XP

 

Why? there's enough of his clones going around in those poop containers.