Flippin missionaries!

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by blkperc, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. blkperc

    blkperc Well-Known Member

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    i dunno if its just me, but these missionaries are driving me nuts!

    so i woke up 2day and i was about to head off to school, but all of a sudden these 2 missionaries came knocking at my door and started talking to me about hell and how Jesus is going to destroy all the government...etc.. for like 20 mins! first of all i told them i was a buddhist but they kept trying to convince me to convert to christianity!!! they were soo annoying... like can't they find a better job to do...

    F*CK!!!!:rl::rl::rl:

    anyone here ran into them before??
     
  2. Flames

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    ^ You can either go for a no thanks and close the door on them and then when they're gone open the door and run like hell.
    Just wait til you see them in parks, you would be like trying to sneak past them in a crowd. LOL
     
  3. [N]

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    lol don't open the door or said i'm not interested and locked the door, don't talk to them lol
     
  4. mr_evolution

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    I turn on the video intercom and say 'no thanks.'
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    ask them where they live and go to their houses and preach.
     
  6. dragong87

    dragong87 Well-Known Member

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    they dont come to my door often.. but they're always around uni
    lol
    i just say im not interested or im in a rush and keep walking =)
     
  7. real0st

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    Do what I do, record a distorted demonic kinda voice recording on your phone. And when you see them play the demonic voice that says "LEAVE NOW OR I SHALL BURN YOU INTO OBLIVION!" XP

    Ever since I did that about a year ago, I haven't gotten any house preachers since.
     
  8. brown_bear

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    and by "preach" you mean egg like egg their house right...?..hahha :whistling:
     

  9. if they were so annoying how on earth did they keep you for 20 mins?
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    naw kid, egging is for 5yr olds like urself.
     
  11. rsx

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    zingggg
     
  12. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    holding a knife in one hand and having a twitch in one eye will ensure a "no" is understood quickly ;)
     
  13. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    lulz... damn it... we get stopped along the way to our cars by mormons... i was ambushed once by 3 of them... luckily a group of n00bs walked by and i ninja'd outta there as i diverted their attention to the n00bs -fear
     
  14. that video was not enjoyable.

    the first one was enjoyable, because it was a dude who looked like he doesn't know scriptures, but does, and owns the two.

    this one was just bickering
     
  15. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    Evangelists and sects like Jahova's witnesses anger me severely, however there are some missionaries i actually like.

    Jesuits for one. Those guys are often highly educated and often have a superior understanding of both the arts and sciences.

    If someone is willing to argue for the existence of God using logical argument based on years of academia, I'm all for listening. But if an evangelist came up to me and tried to preach scripture as gospel truth without any deference to alternative theories or indications of having a unique, subjective point of view on the subject, I'd rather just peace out.
     
  16. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    We had some on the door a long time ago.. my dad opened the door n they started to speak chin to him n my dad was like i dont speak chinese n closed the door.... >_<