Did Chinese attack dolphins foil a pirate attack?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Maverick, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Did Chinese attack dolphins foil a pirate attack?

    Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:55pm
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    It's hard for journalists not to get carried away with something as juicy as modern-day pirate attacks. But I think Chinese news agency Xinhua has jumped the...er...dolphin with this story:
    The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.
    The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while. [Emphasis mine]
    Is the People's Liberation Army training a squadron of dolphins to fight pirates on the high seas? Have we allowed the Chinese to open up a dolphin gap? Well, probably not.
     
  2. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    dolphins are the new navy
     
  3. Zac

    Zac Member

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    Wow guess Aquaman is Chinese. Awesome!
     
  4. BigM

    BigM Well-Known Member

    The dolphins must have smelt something was fishy.
     
  5. AARONBOEYKHG

    AARONBOEYKHG Well-Known Member

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    is there really something like attack dolphin exist? I thought that was only for Red Alert games......
     
  6. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    The Americans do actually have specially trained dolphins which are trained to place explosives onto submarines and ships!
     
  7. RockkxD

    RockkxD Moderator

    The Chinese wins again, yay for the dolphins!
     
  8. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    im expecting to see missiles strapped onto dolphins in the near future! ^^
     
  9. haun

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    trust me, it really did happen. i was there to witness it. it was amazing!
     
  10. mr_evolution

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  11. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    HAHAH PEW PEW!!!! @D Dolphin: I'm going to melt your face *pew pew*
     
  12. if they made that movie about those enhanced sharks... forgot the title of it... i think they can train a dolphin to kill XD
     
  13. foamy

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    I think the chinese are having a secret of training of the dolphins:) welcome to the red alert technology:)
     
  14. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    roflmao to the picture...
    Dang, imagine 500 of those jumping around shooting laser... fuck me, that's worst than a nuke
     
  15. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    Deep Blue Sea, i think you were referring to. the one where Samuel L Jackson got owned by a shark? ~
     
  16. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Lasers? Killa Dolphines o_O
    Flipper, joined the Dark side -devil
     
  17. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    dolphins are the 4th most intelligent animals in this world... same class as pigs haha

    so i wont be surprised if the Chinese Army trained those dolphins haha
     
  18. ralphrepo

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    IIRC, the US did train single individual dolphins, buluga whales, seals, and sea lions for military purposes, but AFAIK that was never with multiple or schooled marine participants; it was always single animal units.

    If the PRC did, in fact, train a force of dolphins that can be of reliable military application, do you really think the Chinese foolish enough to reveal the existence of that asset off the coast of Somalia, whilst fighting pirates? :laugh:

    Seriously folks, if you know anything about dolphins, you'll understand that they were feeding. Dolphins have been shown to herd their target against a 'wall' where the prey cannot escape. In riverine or shoreline environs, it's the bottom; in the open sea, it's the surface (water - air interface forms a wall because the fish cannot swim beyond it). So if you happen to see a huge school of dolphins congregating at the surface of the water, they're usually having themselves a feast. Jeez, doesn't anyone watch the Discovery Channel any more? :biggthumpup:

    See full explanation video here: Planet Earth: Deep Ocean: Dolphin Hunt

    Maybe that was banned in China too? LOL... :ugh2:
     
    #18 ralphrepo, Apr 17, 2009
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