Chinese + English = Chinglish

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  1. Harrison

    Harrison Well-Known Member

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    You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
    Singaporeans.



    Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
    Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....




    1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell
    6
    and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


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    I pu t the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
    boss and told him I was
    6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2
    him but I don't know what he
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  2. hct1802

    hct1802 Well-Known Member

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    LOL This made me laugh, good one. Did you make it yourself or find it on the net?
     
  3. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
    Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
     
  4. lmfao and you can only do this with a heavy accent
     
  5. whahaha nice one
     
  6. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    haha awesome :D
     
  7. Jayotacon

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    i dont get this lol
    dunn understand :(
     
  8. That aint fricken chinglish!!
    Booooo =p
     
  9. [mJ9]

    [mJ9] Well-Known Member

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    It's cool,i've never read something like that before...
    yeah but you get it then if you don't concentrate too much on the fluency of the numbers.
     
  10. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    that ain't chinglish .. i don't get it too .. don't sound right.
     
  11. it sounds right if you look better :p but really weird stuff.. you can think of many stuff to make sucha jokes
     
  12. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Some of it made sense to me and some if it was like, huh?
     
  13. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    wait ... what does 8 stand for .. that's the only one i couldn't get >:
     
  14. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Think you put too much of the email on here
     
  15. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    its either cake or egg :D but i think its cake. sounds more like it ~
     
  16. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(。◕‿◕。)0|✿|吃

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    Although it's mainly a mix of chinese and english, the correct term for it is singlish, since many of my Singaporean friends use it and told me that there are words you'll only find used in this region of the world.
     
  17. rNb99

    rNb99 Well-Known Member

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    wow very impressive!
     
  18. ultim8camper

    ultim8camper Well-Known Member

    it stands for egg and its not chinglish its just people thats cant pronounce words ......
     
  19. AsianInvasion

    AsianInvasion Well-Known Member

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    hahaha xD funnnny
     
  20. marcopolo368

    marcopolo368 Well-Known Member

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