Ghost sex

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  1. AARONBOEYKHG

    AARONBOEYKHG Well-Known Member

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    Oldie but funny

    A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in
    ghosts?"

    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any

    of you think you have seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.
    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
    here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
    Three students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...

    Have anyof you ever made love to a ghost?"
    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

    The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
    giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
    You've got to come up here and tell us about your
    experience."

    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his

    way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
    asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

    Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said Goats."
     
  2. [mJ9]

    [mJ9] Well-Known Member

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    lol,it's hilarious but still disgusting,with goats>.<
     
  3. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    Remember these?

    Must be the latest international rage... :nuts:
     
    #3 ralphrepo, Apr 23, 2009
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2009
  4. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    Is there anything you can't do with goat?
    Yea probably... but sure hell you can do a lot with it too ^^
     
  5. whoa there ralph.... must have taken an interest in goat love making
     
  6. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    LOL... Hardly. I just remembered having read those stories or seen references to them before. So I just did a quick web search for them, & voila! The internet is forever. :punk:

    So, you'll know what to do if someone offers you Goat Cheese... :ugh: (ie, politely decline... LOL)
     
  7. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    ghost offtopic.
     
  8. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    Goat cheese?!?! What is that?
     

  9. im just remarking on your ability to draw up backup sources for wild topics -bowroflarms
     
  10. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    haha love it..
    but i guess that's what rednecks do tho :p
     
  11. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    it's an oldie?! lol i've never heard this before ..
     
  12. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    ^ Now you've heard it, now don't go around screwing with goats, or you're gonna be on the headlines LOL
     
  13. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    It's just Cheese products made from Goat's Milk. Er... get it? :ugh2: (or simply put, you don't know the origin of the white stuff that they pull out of the goat...)
     
  14. Flames

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    ^ Fap juice?