Woman Bites Sausage Off

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Akki, May 6, 2009.

  1. shadowchi

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    Nothing wrong with having some little fun in the car, and he didn't disturb anyone. And suddently he goes dickless through life :(.

    Only bad thing is that he was *outside boiling* + *hook* someone's wife, A *dickless-through-life* punishment is too harsh.....:wtf:
     
  2. Flames

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    Well that the only way he'll learn his lesson...
     
  3. EvilTofu

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    he better hope the doctors can stitch it back...and hope a TV crew isn't posting his pic in prime time.
     
  4. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    all coz that is every blokes fantasy >.<
     
  5. RockkxD

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    Ouch! No moar babies, LOL. Feel sorry for him.. damn.
     
  6. wysandman

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    for some reason i not surprised about it.
     
  7. Oh well, he wont be doing that again
     
  8. that's karma for ya ass... what are the odds?? hit while parked!!?!?
     
  9. ab289

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    lesson to all of us.
     
  10. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    i don't get it? the car is parked and she is blowing him...im assuming the van was reversing slowly? where did the van hit the car? how can a small impact make a girl bite? this woman is dangerous and should practice more without using teeth hahhahaha
     
  11. kinda makes you think wtf was the van thinking? was it like.. hmm.. let's slam on the gas while I'm in reverse..? -lol

    The guy should sue the van driver for everything they got!
     
  12. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Yeah, don't they tell you at driving school to back out SLOWLY? lol
     
  13. EvilTofu

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    Don't forget, size does matter...
     
  14. Xib

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    Guess that was one juicy sausage huh
     
  15. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    learn boys from this news.. NEVER DO IT OR YOU GET IT BITTEN OFF PUAHAHAHAA
     

  16. ralph... she was finishing him off... you know .....
     
  17. carrotball

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    ouch.......never give blowjob in a car lol
    lesson learned
     
  18. ralphrepo

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    Ha, ha... She finished him all right, LOL... :xd:

    Though I still think it was a fake copy cat story... :sleep:
     
  19. i'd rather be the hk park bench guy :laugh:
     
  20. mr_evolution

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    OMG....massive GG