New Gross and Disturbing Facials Will Make You Think Twice About that Spa Appointment What is it with penises and wrinkle cures? The anti-aging product TNS Recovery Complex made a name for itself when they admitted to harvesting foreskin cells. And now our friends at New York magazine have stumbled upon Spermine, which takes the whole connection to the next level: A Norwegian company has synthesized human sperm and is touting it as the hottest new antioxidant. We thought the best way to benefit from antioxidants was by eating fresh produce. We know, we know, you can't wait to get your um, hands on it, right? Get on down to Townhouse Spa in Manhattan, where you can pay $250 for the privilege of getting drenched in the stuff (sorry, I know, eww...) with their hilariously named Baby Face Facial, or pick up a bottle of Spermine to go. While you're there, you might also want to check out their snail-secretion facial (they're still coming up with the name) for $175. We're not even going to speculate about what's next... -- Erin Flaherty
I get the feeling that the Japs know this already for ages ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEq4JFK2dMc
at least they're open about it. but seriously 175 for a bottle of this? um no thanks. who knows if its actually synthesized, or they have people fapping in the back of the store.
now i can charge girls 175 bucks to jizz on their faces! Finally, my train hath come into the station.
Some women will do anything for beauty and youth. I guess now they have found the fountain of youth -devil
