Fu*k WeDDing

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by negiqboyz, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. KaY_xD

    KaY_xD 但願人長久,千里共嬋娟

    "Need money? Don't worry, just bring home a wife & born some babies, we have the money don't you worry."

    "But it's your money..."


    "HEY! We're a family! My money is your money, my son."

    "IT'S NOT THE SAME!"

    "What's the difference? You used the diapers I paid, you eat the food I bought, did I ever charge you anything?"


    -_-2
     
  2. Flames

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    Need a target
     
  3. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    what did you expect from a half-divorced guy ... lol

    sorry .. can't share much about the wedding itself cuz i was busy answering the guests' questions .. did i mention that I DID NOT get to EAT
     
  4. Flames

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    ^ I like he's style LOL
     
  5. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    ^ flaming want to sound like a "half-divorced guy" as well..?...:p
     
  6. [mJ9]

    [mJ9] Well-Known Member

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    simply hook up with your wife...

    i like going to weddings to look for cute guys..haha
     
  7. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(。◕‿◕。)0|✿|吃

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    Reasons I hate weddings too, when certain people get together, a lot of gossip starts flowing around and it's just annoying, it's worst when you're the center of attention. It's almost the same with funerals.
     
  8. bbes

    bbes Incredible

    oh ur seperated, did ur wife find out about that office worker who kissed u then. or am i thinking of a different person.
     
  9. PAteddy

    PAteddy Active Member

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    wow tough night. should've drank some liquor and spit fire back at them lol =X
     
  10. Flames

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    ^ I can use my flamethrower for that!
     
  11. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    no .. we separated over the subject of having kids and her work but we are mending things now. even her parent is on my side .. first time btw.

    couldn't drink cuz i had to drive my parents home afterward.

    yup .. asian families like to compare their kids when they're at wedding, funeral, or any family events .. sucks .. it's like a tradition or something .. you gotta badmouth someone at all the events; otherwise, you're not it.
     
  12. Flames

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    shit I skipped this post lol
    No...I always have a grudge against weddings
     
  13. metzo

    metzo Well-Known Member

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    i love attending weddings, whether its with family or friends!

    gives me a reason to dress nicely and enjoy a fun night with everyone and get wasted XP

    and with rumours and stuff i tend to try avoid the subjects if its not about me...
    if it was about me ill be sure the person stfu
     
  14. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    STFU .. try that on your old aunts, uncles, and grandparents .... lol sorry, can't do it here.
     
  15. tiapk7932

    tiapk7932 Well-Known Member

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    LOL...STFU?....I wish I could say it out loud; but, I can only think of it or mumble it under my breath.

    Good to hear that things are on the mend for you.
     
  16. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    ^ Thanks!

    I guess when your aunts, uncles, parents, and grandparents get old, they really have nothing to talk about beside the kids; something they have in common.