Must be something to do with age, Two weeks ago, I actually downloaded the thing from usenet and watched the whole movie, LOL... Damn, I must be getting old...
^ OMG! How can you watch that after seeing that old women rubbing her tits in the trailer! Oh god I need to throw up...and like I say...what has been seen can't be unseen...:bowdown:uke:uke:uke:
LOL... Well, I really didn't watch it for the "sex" per se, but I was sort of following the story of how she got her Shaolin Temple taken over by a young Japanese vixen (with some large afro'd American sidekick); and how she struggled to get it back. If you would eschewed the sex, the dead pan brain dead antics sort of reminded me of a live version McDull (the HK pig with the low IQ that runs into all sorts of trouble but prevails in the end). The entire venture seems to want to come off as maudlin but that only makes it seem even more lame. And yes, she gets her martial arts school back in the end, with the evil hottie becoming a follower too. Go figure.
Well, I admittedly did fast forward through a few scenes, but I'm the sort that just gets into a story line and simply wanted to see how it all played out. Believe me, the STV marketers love guys like me because we can literally watch anything... LOL.