How to convince your girlfriend to go into the porn business?

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by iluvlothor, Jun 21, 2010.

  1. Jeff

    Jeff 神之馬壯

    8,067
    606
    558
    LOOL.

    This is ssoooo jokes.
     
  2. DKNY

    DKNY Well-Known Member

    255
    53
    0
    we prefer megaupload if you are going to submit a video
     
  3. iluvlothor

    iluvlothor Active Member

    25
    26
    0

    Wait! Did you mean MEGAPORN???
     
  4. iluvlothor

    iluvlothor Active Member

    25
    26
    0


    Hey dude, I looked at the web cam and it does look pretty good. I will get it once my girlfriend agree to the whole filming thing. Also, since you're in the porn biz, can you give me some advice on how to design the settings? I have looked at amateur videos and most of them are pretty bland (no offense to those who posted their sex tapes on line). All I see are two people having sex in a bed with bad lighting. So here's what I"m thinking, I want to set up four light stands in each corner of my bedroom. I know I know most people like to have sex in the dark, but I feel that it is better if I can light up the room more so that the video looks a bit more...professional. Maybe I'll avoid web cams and try real camcorder. So what do you think?
     
  5. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

    5,149
    432
    25
    ^ 3 heat lamps, 4 UV lamps, HQ video camera, and rub yourselves in oil for best effects

    Also left out you need some motion blurs on the banging to make it look fierce and fast, particle effects to make the liquid thats flying around more look very intense, flashy rave music and rave lights needs to be played to sharpen the mood.
     
  6. you need.... mudkips.
     
  7. xhm

    xhm Member

    10
    26
    0
    I think thats just wrong, if I was a guy, I'd never do such things :(
     
  8. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(。◕‿◕。)0|✿|吃

    6,283
    497
    449
    Before anything else, is your GF hot, if she's not, than it's just a waste of time. Show us the pic of you girl.

    I know he's messing around...
     
  9. Love99

    Love99 Member

    9
    26
    0
    Did u ever think of the consequences?
    Think about future how your children think about that when they watch that film.
    How embarass they are by knowing what their parents did b4.
    And what about your parents and your future parents?How you face them? By telling them you want to show the world you love their daugther? What a shame...
     
  10. iluvlothor

    iluvlothor Active Member

    25
    26
    0


    I wonder how other porn stars' parents feel....but on a side note, I will ask her about it this weekend because I did not see her last weekend.



    For the last time: I am just asking her IF she wants to do it. That's all . I'm not forcing her.
     
  11. [mJ9]

    [mJ9] Well-Known Member

    1,346
    86
    0
    lmao,really into it...
     
  12. vietxsoulja

    vietxsoulja New Member

    1
    229
    0
    are you even serious about this?
     
  13. -Tisken-

    -Tisken- Well-Known Member

  14. iiimj4everiii

    iiimj4everiii Well-Known Member

    211
    241
    0
    dude thats too much. u gotta calm down. it's pretty clear u have alottt of affection for this girl but it's getting a bit abnormal if u want to show ur gf's body to the whole world. there are other non explicit way of showing love. instead of show ppl how u rocking her up, why don't u draw her or paint her and show that to the whole world.
     
  15. this is super strange.. I kid you not, I was reading an interview article about a pornstar just now. Go on here and see this thread.. lol..

    alright I'm gonna read what the TS has to say.
     
  16. turbobenx

    turbobenx .........

    4,373
    402
    76
    u wont be a successful and a famous pornstar if u dont have a 8-10 inch penis, and if u r black, that's automatic. Your girl also gotta have plastic surgery to get those breast to 36D or bigger if that's not already done.

    Either this or go to Japan, where penises r 2 inches and that' pretty much the majorities. So good luck bro. May the force be wit u!
     
  17. next hung lo in the making
     
  18. snowfxz

    snowfxz Member

    5
    26
    0
    i legitlly lawled like pretty hard
     
  19. xhikarux

    xhikarux Guest

    0
    0
    0
    edison no. 2? what a prick.. doh!
     
  20. so are you trying to show your guys love and try to make some money at the same time?

    you gotta get her comfortable with the camera first.. Maybe start out with few hot pictures of you guys in action. Then leak the pictures to forums, send it out.. create a lil buzz. Then move onto the videos. Start off with just a very limited amount of scenes. Just a bj or a hj.. give the audience just a taste. And if it's hot enough.. people are going to want more. Thats when you got them hooked. Keep them baited and just throw a lil out there at time. And eventually you'll get a lot of subscribers if you intended on having a full blown website.