Revenge on Neighbors

What are some ways you guys can think of to get back at your annoying ass neighbors? serious executable responses preferred.

 

Nuclear Warhead.

 

that's too easy for them... rather they die a slow painful death..

 

go fork their lawn

 

gota explain the situation first?

 

What exactly did they do to so incur your unbridled wrath?

 

pull a gran torino.

 

In that case, like I said; nuclear warhead, LOL...

Seriously, let the state be your revenge. Look for them to make mistakes in life, then anonymously report and spotlight the shit out of them. Background search all members of their household, send untraceable letters to collection agencies if they owe money, call the cops if they're hiding out from the law. In essence, be a silent but untiring advocate for their unending misfortune.

 

lets just say they have it coming to them. they called the cops to write me a ticket while i was parked close to their driveway and there's a small painted redzone area next to the curb. But they've been snitchin' on people for awhle now.

 

KEY THEIR CAR SMASH A CAR WINDOW i would totally do that be quick be smart be fast! do it at night

if u get caught i didnt say anything

 

I recommend cut they're powerline and arson

 

wtf ang i want limit break avy too!!!!

 

Then I guess we have to burn the server, or else we use ralph's plan

 

pay old hobos to have a "soup kitchen" in their car...learned that from the other guys hahaha

 

Why is that red zone painted there? Is it legal? That is, does the municipality know about it and did they implement it? Or was it painted there by parties unknown and being used for the benefit of people that live there?

Example, in the City of New York, many Manhattan doorman buildings put "NO PARKING" signs directly in front of their buildings to prevent parking, so that people getting out of cars have a direct curbside access to their entrance. However, these parking restriction signs are illegal and have no actual legal force behind them. Some buildings have even taken to painting their curbs yellow, to imply special parking restrictions. They're legally meaningless and the painter may be subject to legal action if caught for defacing public property.

If I were you, I would call the city department that controls the parking ordinance and find out exactly what the restriction is for, then if found to be not legal or necessary, to have them remove it.

 

Slow painful death?
key their cars. Hire little thugs for a 10 bag of weed or a shot of smack. I'm sure you can afford that every day till it drives them nuts and leave the neighbourhood

 

And after they're gone what's going to happen to those little thugs that have come to depend on you for that $10 bag every day, now that you no longer need them?

They'll turn on you... <_<