‘Dancing Cuddle Bear’ (aka PedoBear) Invades Apple’s App Store You might not know who “Dancing Cuddle Bear” is, but if I told you he was “PedoBear” you wouldn’t hesitate to scream with joy about the meme-worthy, furry molestation machine that you know and love. Er, right. Whatever, PedoBear’s in the App Store! And he’s dancing — the point of the app is, according to the maker, to be a “stylish way to interact with the one and only Cuddle Bear and his new 11 hip hop dance moves.” You can “choose from any of the 11 exotic dance moves” and “dance along with Cuddle Bear with the killer background soundtrack.” So, yeah, it’s almost like the whole point of the thing is to have a picture of PedoBear inside the App Store. Which means it should last a really, really long time after Steve Jobs figures out what’s going on and crushes PedoBear’s soul. (Thankfully, the chaps at The Smoking Gun have preserved the app page.) Also so the people at CatchKuma.com can sell “official Cuddle Bear hats,” which aren’t creepy at all. Or cheap — $19.99?!?! The app itself is free though, so don’t hesitate to get your download on and “show off at night clubs.” Or daycare centers. Whatever.
