10 Times When Sex is a Bad Idea

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by fearless_fx, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    1. Because he cheated on you. He's scum. He's the scum beneath the scum. But you're not. Why sink to his bottomless depths and lay down with another guy to get back at him. Will it really make you feel better? Not in the long run.

    2. To gain someone's love. The thinking here is, if you give him your goodies, he'll feel all warm and fuzzy about you, and escort you off into the sunset with him forever. Pump the brakes. If there's no guarantee he feels the same as you do before you have sex, there's even less of a guarantee he will after.

    3. You're doing it out of pity. Trying to boost some poor sap's self-esteem, eh? Hmm. How about a cupcake and a motivational tape instead? Be a cheerleader for this guy, but don't give him sex as a temporary solution for what's probably a much deeper problem.

    4. You dig his car. Really? You'll have sex with someone just to ride in a shiny, new-smelling ride? Let's think about the sense that makes.

    5. To get something. Someone once said: "Use what you got, to get what you want." Well, your body shouldn't apply here. Plenty of folks have earned fame, power, even the rent money without doing the deed. Plus, making this a habit kinda puts you in, uh, hooker territory.

    6. He bought dinner. And? You owe him a "Thank you," not a night of passion.

    7. You're drunk. Unless you're at home inebriated with someone you trust, this is wrong on so many different levels. Don't put yourself in danger and end up doing something you might not remember in the morning. You're best bet: Know your limitations when drinking around strangers.

    8. Your friends are doin' it. So you're on a double date and the accompanying couple are gettin' pretty hot and heavy. You've no obligation to follow them down that road. Follow your own path and enjoy your date without taking your clothes off.

    9. You crave attention. Trust us, the quick gratification isn't worth it. Even if you're lucky to have a good time, you'll feel even lonelier in the morning. Adopt a puppy instead.

    10. To be mean. Your best friend betrayed you, so you sex up the guy she's digging. Pretty low, and pretty dumb. If he bites, best believe he'll be laughing with his buddies about how he bagged two best friends. If he doesn't bite, your ego's a shattered mess. Spare everybody's feelings and find a new gal pal.






    According to AOL Relationships.... I disagree with all these points btw. Girls, have sex with whoever you want whenever you want for any reason. -hay1
     
  2. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    just make sure its not fearless :p

    plus... wen ur in a bad mood, who really thinks of all the cons/pros
    lol
     
  3. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    That is so true, for a moment I thought you actually believed in those points...phew!-bigclap
     
  4. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    headbang2
     
  5. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    AOL: In with the ultimate cock block. :lol:
     
  6. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol, this should be the Reasons Why You should be Having sex :p,
    lol why else u think he paid for dinner :p
     
  7. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    and of course... these never apply to us guys ;)
     
  8. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol, a chick can pay for dinner and you can "repay her " :shifty:
    lol, this is prob why most of the female members arent on PA much anymore :p
     
  9. right......? LOL
     
  10. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    very true haha
    or there doesnt have to be a reason
     
  11. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    lol i wonder if anyone even noticed my edited version hahahah
     
  12. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    rofl... just noticed taht hahahaha
     
  13. in other words girls should hump fearless for any reason -tongue2
     
  14. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer


    Dawn tellin it like it is :wavey:
     
  15. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Dawn telling it from experience
     
  16. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    o_O
    dawn and fearless? :p
     
  17. bbes

    bbes Incredible

    haha, the fearless modded version is jokes.
     
  18. i saw your version lol.... fearless has exceptions/restrictions for who can hump him though lol
     
  19. supersuperazn

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    11. when u dont hv a condum?
     
  20. no la... i'm no pedophile... :jb:

    imma rape Andy Lau...