1. Rain water collector Since 70% of the world covered in water isn’t enough. 2. Swiss Army Gardening Tool For the billions of farmers, working the field. Clumsiest gadget…EVAR! 3. Umbrella Holder Stay dry, while looking hideous. Hands-free nature fighting. 4. The “WTF is this thing?!” Some sort of lead based eye cleaner?! 5. Tie w/ Built-in Wallet We take cash, credit, and wool. 6. 360 degree Camera “I’ve got za camera on zee head. Ya, Ya, Panorama! Now I got zeet on my face!” 7. Telescopic Slippers for murdering bugs “My tiny feets is a keeling masheeene. Yah!” 8. Extra Teeth for more effective biting “*crunch, crunch* Yummeez in zee tummeez *chomp*” 9. Napkins Feeder Doesn’t she look beautiful?! 10. Solar Cigarette Lighter Ok…only twenty more minutes and it will be lit. Then, I can destroy the environment with my smoke! Totally defeating the purpose of a solar powered lighter! Hooray! 11. Fresh Air Mask If there’s no carbon dioxide getting in, there’s no oxygen coming out. Which means this lady should make sure her will is up to date. 12. Hair blocker “Mmmz! I loves zee hairless noodlies!”
LMAOOO funny looking inventions. besides things like the hair blocker, you dont really need. there's something called a hair tie.
the extra teeth .. how do you even chew? it looks like she's having a hell of a hard time just keeping it in there
Lol ...no wonder none of them make it to the western ...if anyone was to use them it would look silly on them ...very very silly
